Professor Tim & Paul Twyning : $b Comedies in three acts — John Shaqi
Professor Tim & Paul Twyning : $b Comedies in three actsShiels, George
General
Professor Tim & Paul Twyning : $b Comedies in three acts
Shiels, George
Comedy plays; English drama -- Irish authors
PEGGY [_listens_]. I hope he doesn’t knock down the plant.... He
never asked me to go with him. [_Listens._] No, he’s out past it.... He
might have kissed me, just once. [_She works quietly and shakes the
water from her eyes._] Well, well!
_MRS. SCALLY comes in back. She is a sharp looking woman, aged
sixty, an ex-schoolmistress. She has a paper and some mail in
her hand._
MRS. S. Did I not hear voices, Peggy?
PEGGY. There’s nobody here, mother. Is the post past?
MRS. S. Yes.
PEGGY. Nothing for me?
MRS. S. Nothing. [_Glancing at her_] You’ve been crying.
PEGGY. That’s nothing new.
MRS. S. Nothing new! What have you got to cry about?
PEGGY. I don’t really know. The tears just come, and then I just let
them come. It’s very silly.
MRS. S. That blackguard O’Cahan is likely to come over here to say
good-bye. He’s going away after the auction. You mustn’t see him.
PEGGY. Hugh O’Cahan is no blackguard! He’s worth a gross of the
people who’ve helped to drag him down.
MRS. S. Oh, indeed! Is that the way of it? Are you going to turn on
me because he’s left you in the lurch?
PEGGY. I’m sorry, mother. I shouldn’t have spoken to you like that.
But you mightn’t try to hurt me. My three sisters can sneer quite enough
without your assistance.
MRS. S. I said Hugh O’Cahan was a blackguard, and I repeat it.
PEGGY. What exactly do you mean by a blackguard, mother?
MRS. S. A worthless scoundrel.
PEGGY. O’Cahan’s a fool. A fool to’ve gone in for horse-dealing with
a pack of thieves. That’s the worst can be said about him. If he were
vicious would ever I have spoken to him?
MRS. S. Perhaps not--if you knew it.... When you finish what you’re
at, prepare the front bedroom. Your uncle has arrived in London from the
Far East and is coming to see us. Professor Tim.
PEGGY. Pardon me, mother. You oughtn’t to call him a professor. He
isn’t a real professor.
MRS. S. Well, of course, you with your convent training will know
better than your mother. What then do you call him?
PEGGY. If he can be called anything in particular it’s a diviner.
MRS. S. Dear bless me. A diviner?
PEGGY. Yes, mother. A water-diviner. A person who can locate water
with a hazel rod is called a diviner.
MRS. S. Well, while he remains here, he’s a professor. That’ll give
the neighbours something to talk about.
PEGGY. I should say it will.
MRS. S. It’s twenty years since he was last here. He was then
studying Geology. If by this time he isn’t a fully-fledged
professor--I’m mistaken.... I think you ought to be rather pleased that
your mother’s only brother is a cut above the ordinary. Your father’s
people aren’t much. Pig-dealers.
_JOHN SCALLY comes in back. He is a sturdy little man with a
thick brown beard, and ten years younger than his wife. He
carries the salley switch with which he drove out the cows._
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account