Punch, or the London Charivari, November 25, 1893Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, November 25, 1893
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Business done._--More of Employers' Liability Bill.
_Thursday._--Government in difficulties to-night. _Cherchez la femme._
WALTER M'LAREN had her in charge; a modest little thing, merely asking
that women, whether married or single, should be enabled to vote
at election of Parish Councils. House not very full; no danger
anticipated; but Conservatives joined their forces with Radicals below
gangway, and before Ministers quite knew where they were they found
themselves in minority of twenty-one.
[Illustration: "Winged!"]
"Winged!" cried Admiral BORTHWICK. "The FOWLER went out shooting, and
comes home shot."
Suggestion made that Government should resign; Mr. G. only smiled.
Spiteful little thing RENTOUL said just now. Supporting amendment to
Employers' Liability Bill he remarked "Gentlemen who sit on this side
of the House are in favour of the amendment; gentlemen who sit on the
other side of the House equally approve it; whilst Sir ALBERT ROLLIT,
who sits on every side of the House, does not object to it."
_Business done._--Employers' Liability Bill reported; Government
defeated; got into Committee on Parish Councils Bill.
_Friday._--Rather painful scene to-night between SYDNEY BUXTON and
SAGE OF QUEEN ANNE'S GATE. SAGE, ever thirsting for knowledge, wanted
to know much about Matabeleland. Drafted a long string of questions
addressed to Under Secretary for Colonies.
"Unfounded assumptions," BUXTON, in the pride of office, characterised
these simple interrogatories. The SAGE, insatiable for information,
desires to have the unfounded assumptions particularised. BUXTON
referred Members to the question.
"But why," asked the SAGE, with tremble and pathos in his voice, "did
you call them unfounded assumptions?"
Affected by this spectacle of genuine emotion, BUXTON proposed to
substitute for the obnoxious word milder form "unproved."
"Yes," said the SAGE, sticking to his point; "but you said unfounded."
No use BUXTON attempting to deny this; lapsed into embarrassed
silence; probably will be more careful in future.
_Business done._--Very little of Parish Councils Bill.
* * * * *
A COCKNEY ON A GREAT COLLECTION.
[We are informed that Prince LUCIEN BONAPARTE'S unique library
of some 25,000 volumes, included "a complete set of _Punch_"
preserved presumably by the Prince for the specimens of
"Cockney dialect which it contains."]
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