We had all sorts of amusements. Under a palm, a palmist was prophesying long journeys, second marriages, and affairs of the heart to the white hand of giggling incredulity. Beautiful musicians, in blue uniforms, with gold Hungarian bands round their waists, were discoursing the sweetest strain that ever encouraged the conversation of the unmusical. A feature of the bazaar, that I invented, was a mechanical Sphinx behind a curtain. They asked it questions--chiefly, what would win the Leger--and put a penny in the slot. There never was any answer, and that was the great joke! The whole thing was undoubtedly a wonderful success--and I knew it would be. I believed in my _Fête_, having always been rather a fatalist. And, in the rush of a worldly, frivolous existence, how great a pleasure it is to think we should have aided--if ever so little--in brightening the lives of the poor young fellows, kept, perhaps, all the season through, in or near the hot pavement of Piccadilly, and with not so much as a buttercup to remind them of the green fields, the golden sunlight, the blue sky of the glorious country. To have helped in so noble a cause as ours is a privilege that made us leave the bazaar with tears of sympathy in our eyes, feeling better and purer men and women. Long, long may the button-hole of improvidence be filled by the wired carnation of judicious charity. Believe me, dear _Mr. Punch_, Yours very truly, "JEMIMA THE PENWOMAN." P.S.--An absurd name they gave me on account of the autograph incident. You remember what "JIM THE PENMAN" was? Of course, but there's no chance of my becoming the PEN-"WIPER" in the bosom of a family. _Au revoir!_ Transcriber Notes: Passages in italics were indicated by _underscores_. Passages in bold were indicated by =equal signs=. Small caps were replaced with ALL CAPS. Throughout the document, the oe ligature was replaced with "oe". Throughout the dialogues, there were words used to mimic accents of the speakers. Those words were retained as-is. The illustrations have been moved so that they do not break up paragraphs and so that they are next to the text they illustrate. Errors in punctuations and inconsistent hyphenation were not corrected unless otherwise noted. End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 107. August 4, 1894., by Various