Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, April 6, 1895Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, April 6, 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
You forged the blade he flourishes with pride,
That new Excalibur, "Unity"; you gave
That mighty weapon to Germania's side,
You and the iron comrades, silent, brave,
Who fought beneath the flag he loves to wave.
The man of scanty speech,
Who smote and shouted not, in war's dread breach,
The valiant Emperor, and his noble son,--
By these the work was done.
And he, the inheritor of fulfilled renown,
Set the survivor of the Splendid Four
Coldly aside; wearing the iron crown,
Won for his wearing 'midst red battle's roar,
Jauntily, and the blade you sharpened bore
With cool complacent pride
As though his own hands bound it to his side.
And now he comes like Mars amidst his ranks,
And brings--belated thanks!
What thinks the ancient Sword-smith in his soul?
Like the old scholar, sick with long neglect,
And help delayed till he had reached the goal,
Fame-crowned but solitary, self-respect
Might tempt him, old and weary,[B‡] to reject,
The tardy tribute. Raise
"Hochs," Emperor-fugled! Shout hurrahs of praise!
Render such honour as it may afford;
That glittering Symbol-sword!
All well-deserved, all worthily received!
But think they cold ingratitude's slug-trail
Dims not that blade? All generous spirits grieved
That grudging party malice so should fail
Of patriot magnanimity, and rail
At the great chief who gave
The sword they turned against him. Let the brave
Join in one voice in shouting loud, "Well done!"
To one who made _them_ One!
[Footnote A: See Cartoon, "Dropping the Pilot," pp. 50-51, Vol. 98,
March 29, 1890.]
[Footnote B‡: "I am a weary old man."--_Prince Bismarck's speech in
reply to his birthday congratulations._]
* * * * *
Mrs. R.'S ABSTINENCE.--The good lady says, "My dear, I always like to
strictly observe our Church's audiences, and so every Friday morning
during Lent I invariably have a broiled skipper for breakfast."
* * * * *
CONCENTRATION.--Mightn't the verdicts of separation or divorce
be reported in the papers under the ordinary business heading of
"Partnerships Dissolved"?
* * * * *
DOING A CATHEDRAL.
(_A Sketch from the Provinces._)
SCENE--_The interior of Dulchester Cathedral._ TIME--_About
12.30._ _The March sunshine slants in pale shafts through
the clerestory windows, leaving the aisles in shadow. From
without, the cawing of rooks and shouts of children at play
are faintly audible. By the West Door, a party of Intending
Sightseers have collected, and the several groups, feeling
that it would be a waste of time to observe anything in the
building until officially instructed to do so, are engaged in
eyeing one another with all the genial antipathy and suspicion
of true-born Britons._
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