Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 1, 1895Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 1, 1895
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
VOL. 108. JUNE 1, 1895.
_edited by Sir Francis Burnand_
"LONDON AND LIVERPOOL--LITTLE AND GOOD."
It appears that the very excellent proposal of amalgamating all
the local branches of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Children in one national association is meeting with some opposition
in Liverpool. Says the _Courier_ of that important locality, "It was
Liverpool which educated London in the matter of child-protection, and
probably the Londoners could still learn in Liverpool many practical
lessons. And just when Liverpool is about to be trebled in extent,
and have its population largely increased, seems a singularly
inappropriate time to subordinate the city to London." From this
it would appear that Liverpool in its growth is becoming, to use a
colloquialism, "too big for its boots." Surely the benefit of the
children should be the first consideration. What the size of either
Liverpool or London has to do with that matter, it is difficult
to say. No doubt Londoners could learn much from their Liverpool
brothers. But the lesson for the moment is to discover how to best
protect the little ones. And that subject can only be mastered by a
display of goodwill and unselfishness on both sides.
* * * * *
SIR JOHN FRANKLIN.
[May 20, 1895: Fiftieth Anniversary of the Day when the
Franklin Expedition set Sail.]
The North returned thee not to British earth.
Whence on that splendid quest thou didst go forth;
But when our British hearts, in sordid dearth
Of pride, forget thy valour and thy worth,
Those hearts must be yet colder than the North.
* * * * *
[Illustration: TURF CUTTINGS.
"Taken and Off"
"Getting on" at 6 to 4.]
* * * * *
A BAS "THE CLUB SWEEP."
DEAR MR. PUNCH,--Although you are a humorist, there is a serious side
to your character. I want to appeal to that serious side. I wish to
complain of the prevalence in all our West-End Co-operative Palaces of
that annual pest, appropriately called "the Club Sweep." Why should it
be allowed to prosper? It is a disgrace to civilisation. I know of
no more painful sight than the picture of old CR[OE]SUS paying the
hall-porter to put him down for a dozen places. I am delighted when
those twelve positions end in blanks, or starters out of the running.
And nearly as unpleasant an incident is the tableau of young JONES
taking a pound chance at the same fatal lottery. Put it down, _Mr.
Punch_; put it down. I repeat, "the Club Sweep" is unworthy of the
civilisation of the close of the nineteenth century. Once more, Sir,
put it down.
Yours, most truly,
AN OLD MEMBER OF THE HERCULES CLUB.
P.S.--I am sure the thing is a mistake. Will you believe it, I have
put into my own sweep for the last thirty-five years, and have never
drawn a starter! Same luck this season!
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From the New Sarum Note-Book.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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