Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 1, 1895 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 1, 1895Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, June 1, 1895
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
SIR,--With reference to your issue of the 13th inst., and the
stolen tea from one of the London and Northern-Western vans, I
beg leave to state that I in no way assisted the constable in
the arrest of the prisoner, as you state; neither was there
any necessity for me doing so, as he had sufficient help along
with him at the time. But I did help the driver of the waggon
when on the ground to recover his feet and get back to his
waggon with the tea in question. My reasons for doing so were
as follows--first, being a van driver myself, and I might say
has been such all my lifetime, and knowing that when goods are
stolen from any van in nine cases out of every ten the driver
of such a van has to make good the same and be put under
stoppages although no fault of his. Secondly, when I came on
the scene the driver of the waggon seemed to be getting the
worst of it, as the offender had two others helping him.
If someone did not interfere, therefore, under those
circumstances and to protect the interest of my
fellow-workers, as I am always ready to do, I interfered, and
under no other.--Hoping you will kindly insert this in your
next issue and make both sides right, and thanking you for the
same, I remain your humble servant,
HENRY PRENDERGAST.
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[Illustration: ALL THE COMFORTS OF A HOME.
_Britannia_ (_to His Highness Nasrulla Khan_). "DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU,
FOR YOUR DEAR FATHER'S SAKE!"]
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THE BOULD SOGER BOYS AT ISLINGTON.
STAGE-MANAGERS Lieut.-Col. TULLY with Lieut.-Col. TILLOTSON and
Colonel ONSLOW, not to mention their talented assistants headed by
Captain DANN, Master of Ring, have given us a real good show. The
Olympian BOSSY KIRALFY must be anxiously awaiting the return of the
natives from Islington to Kensington, and Sir DRURIOLANUS must have
owned that the military managers have run him very close as a master
of crowds and of thrilling dramatic situations. Who would not rush
out to fight Zulus, or any other savages, to stirring sounds of First
Horse Guards' band, and cheered by all sorts and kinds of inspiriting
music? You march to a popular song, you build bridge to polka, you
make zerebas to the lilt of a waltz, you charge to a galop, and you
return victorious to the National Anthem! Hurrah for the life of a
soldier, at Islington!
[Illustration]
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