(_See Song, "The Two Graces," in last week's "Punch."_) [In the first innings of the Jubilee Match, "I Zingari _versus_ Gentlemen of England," W. G. GRACE, Sen., scored 34, and W. G. GRACE, Jun., 79]. Says the young W. G. to the old W. G., "Seventy-nine, my potent pater, Seventy-nine!" Says the old W. G. to the young W. G., "That beats mine, sonny WILLIAM, that beats mine! A. G. STEEL does little cricket, but he made hay of my wicket; _How_ we used to run the score up, he and I, long ago! But I told you you would do it, if you only dared stick _to_ it; And we _know_, we old 'uns, WILLIAM; yes, _we_ know!" * * * * * There has been much excitement in Sheffield about the School Board. The unsectarian party had a chance of converting a minority of one into a majority of the same extent, owing to the retirement of one Church member, and the serious illness of another, Father BURKE, who was thereby prevented from attending the Board meeting for the election of a new member. Mr. CHARLES HOBSON, however, refused to take advantage of an accident to reverse for the next two years and a half the policy of the Board laid down by a majority of the ratepayers, and chose what he considered the better part of pairing with Father BURKE. Therefore was the chairman enabled to give a casting vote in favour of the Church candidate. But "Hobson's Choice" has not pleased his candid friends, who think, and say, that it is "not war," nor even magnificent. The blades must needs keep up the credit of their native place by making cutting remarks. They come from Sheffield. * * * * * Who Threw It? Joy in the Church, confusion in the chapel, And contradictory clamour everywhere! It may be questioned if the Eris-apple Gendered more strife than "Mr. GLADSTONE'S Pair." * * * * * [Illustration] "À bas the Club Sweep," 253 A-dress by Mr. Speaker, 232 Advantage of being Consistent (The), 121 Advertisement Extraordinary, 113 Advertisement Fiend (The), 301 Advisability of not being brought up in a Handbag (The), 107 After the Play, 161 After Whitsuntide, 274 "Alas, poor Yorick!" 155 All the Difference, 101, 189, 219 Anacreontics for All, 178 April Foolosophy, 157 A. R. at the R. A., 220 Architect to his Wife (The), 109 'Arry and the Battersea Park Lady Cyclists, 285 'Arry and the New Woman, 230 'Arry on Derby Day, 258 'Arry on the Season, 298 Ars est Celare Naturam, 306 "Art is Long----," 69 Artistic "Frost" (An), 87 As Broad as Long, 269 Ascent of Man (The), 277 Ascot, 289 "As Simple as Italian," 288 At a Yeomanry Review, 280 At the Banquet, Saturday, May 4, 221 At the Old Masters, 59 Awful Revelations, 143 Baby's Diary, 209 Bail Up! 129 Ballad of the Unsurprised Judge, 167