_Business done._--Wrangle all night round Scotch Committee. _Friday._--SQUIRE sat through dull morning sitting listening with air of pathetic resignation to Members talking round Budget. QUILTER led off with prodigiously long paper on the Art of Brewing Beer. Seems they fill up the cup with all kinds of mysterious ingredients. BROOKFIELD, looking round and observing both JOSEPH and JESSE absent, whispered in ear of sympathetic Chairman that Birmingham has reputation in the Trade of making and drinking beer containing minimum of malt, maximum of sugar, and warranted to do the greatest damage to the system. SQUIRE, momentarily waking up from mournful mood, observed that Birmingham is also headquarters of Liberal Unionism. Might be nothing in coincidence, but there it was. RASCH posed as the distressed agriculturist. JOKIM tried to walk on both sides of road at same time, and Government got majority of 24. _Business done._--Budget Resolutions agreed to. * * * * * TO YVETTE GUILBERT AT THE EMPIRE. YVETTE! your praise resounds on every hand. And those laugh loudest who least understand. * * * * * Transcriber's Note: Page 229: 'visistor' corrected to 'visitor'. (_Knock._) Ah, here comes my visitor. (_Enter stranger._) The illustration for 'The Old Crusaders' originally covered 2 pages, pp. 234 and 235 (centrefold/centerfold), with a blank page on either side. End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, May 18th, 1895, by Various