Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, August 3, 1895 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, August 3, 1895Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 109, August 3, 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
To mention "HENRY" is to remember "JOHNNIE," _the_
Johnnie yclept J. L. TOOLE, who, _Mr. Punch_ was delighted to
see, looking "fit as a fiddle," having Toole'd up to town from Margate
evidently on the high road to perfect recovery.
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CONCERNING A PUBLIC NUISANCE.
_By One who lives Next Door._
[The Salvationists of Warwickshire have lately been restrained by
the new county by-law, which provides that no person shall play any
musical instrument within fifty yards of a dwelling-house.]
Bravo, good men of Warwick! you'd rejoice
JOHN LEECH's soul and all whose nerves are shattered
By blatant street musician's raucous voice
Or braying trombone--these at last you've scattered!
Ah! would that London followed now your lead,
And kept a tight hand o'er the rude fanatics
Who blare away her Sunday peace, whose creed
Is uproar, "fire and blood," and acrobatics!
If they'd a grain of humour's saving grace,
Enough to hear themselves as _others_ hear them,
They'd straight retire to some far desert place
And bang and clang and howl where none come near them!
Ev'n as I write, some strain like "_Daisy Bell_"
With would-be sacred words and tuneless jar racks
My tortured ear--hard fate has made me dwell
Next door, alas! to what they call their "barracks."
Their ranting, roaring may be heav'nly joys,
But _me_ they fill with bile and ire plethoric;
When, I would ask, shall we put down such noise,
As have the worthy citizens of Warwick?
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AU REVOIR TO OPERA.
End of operatic season, and a fine season too. The PATTI
nights exceptionally brilliant. DE RESZKE _frères_,
the accomplished Bicycling Brothers, did not appear, but Sir
DRURIOLANUS sang the old song "_We're going to do without
them_" and did so, uncommonly well. MAUREL, ANCONA,
PLANÇON, were bright particular stars; while MELBA
suddenly shone forth as Comet with magnificent tail, _i.e._ a
great following. CALVÉ held her own against all comers:
and, as _Santuzza_, it was a case of "honours divided" with Mdme.
BELLINCIONI, who, it must not be forgotten, was the original
of the part. The Beneficent BAUERMEISTER, of talent unlimited,
has shown that "woman," like man, "in _her_ time can play many parts."
Mlle. BAUERMEISTER has played them; and all equally well.
[Illustration]
So farewell Operatics till next year, when DRURIOLANUS need
fear no storms, if still provided with his lightning Conductors
BEVIGNANI, MANCINELLI & Co. Nor need the
Liberal-Conservative DRURIOLANUS OPERATICUS think of having
to reckon with any formidable rivalry, should the utterly improbable
happen and a new Opposition Opera be started. Why two Opera Houses
cannot succeed in London may be a problem, but hitherto it is one which
dissolution of the weaker was the only solution. The strong company
went to Covent Garden, and the weak went--to the wall.
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