After this interval of mutual admiration you draw a chair to the centre of the room and say, "I believe you have a vacancy in the office? What is it you want me to be? I presume you think of still managing the business yourself? I will gladly listen to your terms and we will discuss my prospects." It is now his move. Lean back in your chair and light a cigarette, regarding him with a reassuring smile. You will find that he will have listened to you attentively, looking hard at your face. As you finish he will push his chair back, rise and strut across the room. Now is your chance to decide your fate one way or the other. When he has gone a few steps produce your watch and exclaim in a mildly vexed tone, "How annoying! I had almost forgotten. I have another appointment at eleven. In the short time remaining at our disposal it is impossible to deal adequately with any offer you may make. May I propose an adjournment?" The suggestion of independence thus delicately conveyed will usually have the desired effect and result in an immediate engagement. Should the employer fail to be impressed he simply pushes the bell and you are shown off the premises with great promptitude. * * * * * "WANTED, strong Willing Girl, age 18, to wait on trained nurses and assist third housemaid upstairs." _Advt. in "Morning Post."_ We should give the third housemaid one more chance and then, if she still can't get upstairs without assistance, dismiss her. * * * * * IN A GOOD CAUSE. [Illustration] _To Every Reader of "Punch"._ DEAR READER,--H.R.H. PRINCE ARTHUR OF CONNAUGHT has consented to take the chair at the Centenary dinner of the Artists' General Benevolent Institution on May 6th. This Institution devotes itself to the help of artists who are in need through poverty, sickness or other ill-chance. As a lover of Art--and, of men--I am in close sympathy with this good work, and am to be represented at the dinner in the person of my Art Editor, Mr. F.H. TOWNSEND, who will act as one of the Stewards. I am appealing to my readers of their kindness to send something to swell his list, and so to help in making this Centenary a memorable year in the history of the Artists' General Benevolent Institution. Contributions addressed to Mr. F.H. TOWNSEND, "Punch" Office, 10, Bouverie Street, E.C., will be very gratefully acknowledged. Your faithful Servant, Punch. * * * * * Unrest in India. "The handwriting appeared to be that of a young school student and the word 'Prosecutor' had been spelt 'Prosecutor.' The matter is under enquiry." "_Statesman_" (_Calcutta_). It is our earnest hope that this grave business will be sifted to the bottom. * * * * * [Illustration: AN EASTER EGG.