Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, February 25, 1914 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, February 25, 1914Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, February 25, 1914
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_March, 1914._
Mr. WILLIAM O'BRIEN describes Mr. JOHN REDMOND as "brother to the
middle-aged sea-serpent from the County Clare."
Mr. JOHN REDMOND denies that he is a sea-serpent.
Mr. WILLIAM O'BRIEN, having denounced this denial as "the last effort
of a defeated dastard," resigns his seat for Cork City.
Mr. O'BRIEN is re-elected without a contest.
_April, 1914._
Mr. WILLIAM O'BRIEN in an impassioned speech advocates conciliation
all round in Ireland, and refers to Mr. JOHN REDMOND as "a moth-eaten,
moss-gathering malingerer of unparalleled ferocity."
Mr. REDMOND is seen to smile.
Mr. O'BRIEN, declaring that he has never been so much insulted in his
life, resigns his seat for Cork City.
Mr. O'BRIEN is re-elected without a contest.
_May, 1914._
An Alderman of Cork fails to take off his hat to Mr. O'BRIEN.
Mr. O'BRIEN summons a meeting of his supporters and, in a five-hours'
speech, states that, in spite of the unexampled infamy of Mr. REDMOND,
he will never abandon his efforts for Irish unity.
Mr. REDMOND says nothing.
Mr. O'BRIEN states that "the truckling truculence of a mock-modest
monster of meretricious mendacity cannot be allowed to prevail against
a policy of sober and sympathetic silence."
Mr. REDMOND having abstained from a reply, Mr. O'BRIEN resigns his
seat for Cork City and is shortly afterwards re-elected without a
contest.
_June, 1914._
Mr. ASQUITH, in moving the Second Reading of the Home Rule Bill, does
not mention Mr. O'BRIEN, who swoons in his place and is carried
speechless from the House of Commons.
On the following day Mr. O'BRIEN issues to the world a manifesto of
60,000 words, in which he describes Mr. REDMOND as "a palsied purveyor
of pledge-breaking platitudes," and announces that the Irish question
can be settled only by the good will of men of all parties.
Mr. REDMOND takes no notice.
Mr. O'BRIEN declares that he can no longer pursue a policy of
conciliation and mildness, and resigns his seat for Cork City as a
protest against the "frenzied flaunting of flattery and folly" in
which, he says, Mr. REDMOND spends his time.
Mr. O'BRIEN, having been re-elected without a contest, immediately
re-resigns twelve times in advance.
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CINEMA NEWS.
Final preparations have now been made to film Mr. THORNTON'S first day as
General Manager of the Great Eastern Railway. By kind permission of Lord
CLAUD HAMILTON representatives of all the other railway companies are to be
present to take notes, like the foreign military attaches in a war. A good
"movie" should result.
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