Another film which should provide entertainment and instruction in the highest degree is the "Day in the Life of Mr. C. K. SHORTER" which is now being arranged for. The great critic will be followed hour by hour with faithful persistence. He will be seen editing _The Sphere_ with one hand and putting all the writing fellows in their place with the other. He will be seen in that wonderful library of his which covers two acres in St. John's Wood, reading, annotating and correcting; he will be seen at lunch at his club with other intellectual kings, his intimate friends; shaking hands with Mr. HARDY; entering a taxi; leaving a taxi and paying the fare; dining with Sir W. ROBERTSON NICOLL; attending a first night and applauding only when applause is merited; and finally returning home to read more books. In all, about fourteen miles. * * * * * It will be regretfully learned by the great public, always ready for new thrillers, that all efforts to induce Mr. BALFOUR to part with the cinema rights of his Gifford lectures have failed. * * * * * "In consequence of the farm labourers and carters employed on various farms in the parish and village of Chitterne having come out on strike, work of all kinds, with the exception of lambing, is at a complete standstill."--_Bath and Wilts Chronicle._ These black-leg ewes! * * * * * "Mr. Kipling, who met with a warm deception."--_Daily Graphic._ Not a bit of it. Everyone was frankly delighted to see and hear him. * * * * * [Illustration: THE THRONE PERILOUS. AUSTRIA AND ITALY (_to the new Ruler of Albania_). "BE SEATED, SIR."] * * * * * [Illustration: _Mother_ (_to her boy, who has just struck his little sister with his Teddy bear_). "WHY DID YOU HIT YOUR SISTER IN THE FACE, JOHN?" _John._ "'COS IT WAS THE ONLY PART OF HER I COULD SEE."] * * * * * MUSICAL DIAGNOSIS. DR. JAMES CANTLIE has reported that "the placing of a tuning-fork; against the body of a patient enables him to gauge the limits of the liver with almost hair-breadth precision." He believes that musical diagnosis will prove reliable in the case of broken bones, and asserts that already it has been proved that a fatty liver gives out tones distinct from a cirrhosed liver. A superb performance of Herr RICHARD STRAUSS'S "German Measles Concerto" was given last night by the Queen's Hall orchestra. The tempo was throughout wonderfully high. The three fine solo passages for the left kidney were finely rendered; while the exquisite _diminuendo_ to convalescence with which the work concludes greatly impressed a neurotic audience.