E-text prepared by Jane Hyland, Malcolm Farmer, and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team (https://www.pgdp.net) Note: Project Gutenberg also has an HTML version of this file which includes the original illustrations. See 24453-h.htm or 24453-h.zip: (https://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/2/4/4/5/24453/24453-h/24453-h.htm) or (https://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/2/4/4/5/24453/24453-h.zip) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI VOL. 146 JUNE 17, 1914 CHARIVARIA. "The Pocket Asquith" is announced, and we are asked to say that the pocket in question is not Mr. REDMOND'S. *** The discovery of gold particles in a duck's gizzard has, we are told, caused a rush of mining prospectors to Liberty Township, Ohio. It is expected that the duck will shortly be floated as a limited liability company. *** The Valuation Department has discovered at Llangammarch Wells, Brecknockshire, 50 acres of land for which no owner can be found. Anyone, therefore, who has lost any land is recommended to communicate at once with the Department. *** The ASTRONOMER-ROYAL, in reading his annual report at the Royal Observatory last week, said that the mean temperature of the year 1913 was 50.5 degrees. Seeing that this temperature was one degree above the average for the 70 years ended 1910, we consider that the epithet was undeserved. *** We hesitate to suggest that _The Times_ is catering for cannibals, but it is certainly curious that a recent issue should have contained the following headlines:-- "PREPARED FOODS. INFANTS, CHILDREN & INVALIDS." *** By the way, the little essay on "Foods of Antiquity" omitted to mention that these may still be picked up by curio-hunters at certain railway buffets. *** What has become of all the cabs which have been displaced by the taxis? is a question which is often asked. It has now been partially answered. According to a cable published last week, "The steamer _Rappahannock_ reports the presence of numerous icebergs and 'growlers' on the North Atlantic steamship routes." *** At last there are signs of a reaction against under-dressing on the stage. The producers of a new revue advertise:-- 50 REAL LIVE PERFORMERS. OVER 250 PARISIAN MODEL FROCKS AND HATS. *** Mr. H. CSCINSKY, the author of the standard work, _English Furniture of the Eighteenth Century_, says that 999 out of every 1,000 pieces of old oak furniture in the present day are forgeries. The only way, therefore, to ensure that you get a genuine specimen is to order 1,000 pieces, and the furniture trade trusts that all collectors will take this elementary precaution when purchasing. *** The abandonment of the scheme for the rebuilding of the Lambeth Police Court has caused some disappointment among local criminals, some of whom, we are glad to hear, are ashamed to be seen in the present structure. * * * * *