Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, March 11, 1914 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, March 11, 1914Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, March 11, 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
LEIF JONES, proposing to continue his remarks, presented himself again.
Greeted with fresh yell of execration. Battled for some moments with the
storm. Too much for him. Reached forth hand; seized imperceptible tankard
of invisible stout; gratefully wetted his parched lips withal. Refreshed,
he tried again; no articulate word dominated the din.
After further ten minutes of uproar, through which from time to time A. S.
WILSON tried to get in more or less relevant remark and was instantly
extinguished by the CHAIRMAN, who masterfully managed difficult situation,
WINSTON interposed. A bird of the air had brought news from Whips' Room
that all was well. Accordingly the FIRST LORD graciously conceded division
clamoured for.
Its result profound surprise. So far from Government lacking support, the
amendment was negatived by more than two to one. Majority rushed up to 140.
Evidently been a mistake somewhere.
_Business done._--Supplementary votes agreed to.
_Thursday._--Dramatic turn in position of Home Rule Bill. PREMIER hitherto
steadfast in deferring Second Reading till close of financial year. As
result of confabulation between two Front Benches arranged that
Supplementary Estimates shall be hurried up so as to make opening for
immediate debate on Second Reading.
Accordingly ST. AUGUSTINE BIRRELL to-day brought in Bill for First Reading.
No need of persuasion of silver tongue to carry this stage. Proceeding
purely formal. Fight opens on Monday, when PREMIER, moving Second Reading,
will explain his "suggestions" of amendment.
_Business done._--Home Rule brought in, being third time of asking. Welsh
Church Disestablishment Bill and Plural Voting Bill also read amid
vociferous cheering by Ministerialists.
* * * * *
[Illustration: "I understand you have only one Welsh saint. Well, there'll
soon be another; it will be Saint Lloyd George. I would canonise him right
away."--_The Rev. Dr. CLIFFORD at Westbourne Park Chapel._]
* * * * *
"His brilliant flashes of wit and humour evoked hearty applause, and
sometimes even laughter."--_Teesdale Mercury._
Almost the last thing you would have expected.
* * * * *
"One of the strongest traits in Mrs. Barclay's character is a love of
all creatures, great and small--thrushes, wagtails and robins come to
her when she calls, and she keeps a little box of worms to feed
them."--_Woman at Home._
Sometimes the worms must wish she wasn't quite so loving.
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THE DOWNWARD TREND.
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