Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 22, 1914Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 22, 1914
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"Can't the CHANCELLOR of the Duchy make an effort to secure a seat?"
BARNSTON asked in tremulous voice.
"He has made two already," retorted the practical PREMIER.
Then came along WATT, with cryptic inquiry breaking silence that brooded
over Ministerial benches.
"Has the time not arrived," he asked, "to jettison JONAH, in view of the
fact that nobody seems willing to swallow him but the whale?"
House left thinking the matter over.
_Business done._--House of Lords passed Third Reading of transformed
Home Rule Amendment Bill. In the Commons Budget Bill again dealt with in
Committee. Sharp strictures from both sides. But Ministerialists who had
come to criticise remained to vote in its favour. Majority accordingly
maintained at normal level.
_Wednesday._--SON AUSTEN, who little more than a fortnight ago left the
House Member for East Worcester, returned to-day representing the
division of Birmingham where his father sat impregnably throned for
uninterrupted period of twenty-nine years. As he walked up to Table to
take the oath and sign afresh the roll of Parliament, was hailed by
hearty burst of general cheering.
This rare. Common enough for one or other political party to welcome
recruit to its ranks. On such occasions, the other side sit silent, save
when especial circumstances elicit responsive bout of ironical cheering.
To-day's demonstration afforded striking recognition of genuine merit
modestly displayed.
Ever a difficult thing for young Member to be son of distinguished
father also seated in the House. Position to be sustained only by
exercise of qualities of mind and manner rarely combined. Whilst his
father yet enthralled attention and admiration of House by supreme
capacity SON AUSTEN successfully faced the ordeal. After DON JOSE'S
withdrawal from the scene his son's advance to a leading place in the
councils of his party and the estimation of the House was rapid. Within
limits of present Session he has shown increased power as a debater,
promising attainment of still loftier heights. Ever courteous in manner,
untainted by the "new style" deplored by PREMIER, he, though an
uncompromising party man, has made no personal enemies among any section
of his political opponents.
_Business done._--House of Lords threw out Plural Voters Bill on second
time of asking. Commons still in Committee on Budget.
* * * * *
Illustration: A REVOLTING TASK.
THE WAITER'S EARLY-MORNING JOB.
* * * * *
"Hearne and Mead, the not-outs of Monday, were separated at 80,
their partnership having yielded 441 in forty-five minutes."
_Daily Mail._
The spectators, we suppose, could stand the strain no longer.
* * * * *
DIPLOMACY.
(_Yawning, though rude, is, according to the doctors, an extremely
healthy exercise._)
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account