Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, October 28, 1914Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, October 28, 1914
Various
English wit and humor
Dear Sir,--I am in receipt of your letter, but I would beg to refer you
to your lease. You will find it there expressly stipulated that you
shall insure in some office of repute in London or Westminster _to be
approved of in writing by the Lessors_. In these circumstances you will
no doubt be persuaded of the desirability of sending me the premium
forthwith, in order to effect an insurance which has your Lessors'
approval. It is possible that the office you name would give you credit
for so much of the premium as is proportionate to the risk unexpired.
Yours faithfully,
D. SMITH, etc., etc.
H. JONES, Esq.
* * *
"Thorny Bank."
Dear Sir,--I feel very keenly the suggestion that the Etna is an office
of questionable repute. The likelihood of fire is small, as
unfortunately the premises are at present standing empty, though I have
a tenant in prospect. But in any case it is unthinkable that the Etna
could not assemble a thousand pounds, should the need arise. If you care
to write to me again shortly before Lady Day with terms no less
advantageous than those I now enjoy, I do not say that I should not be
prepared to consider them. But in the meantime this unprofitable
discussion must cease.
Yours faithfully,
The Secy., HY. JONES.
The Vesuvius Insce. Co.
* * *
"Thorny Bank."
Dear Sir,--I am directed to inform you that, unless the premium for
effecting a fresh insurance in this office is forwarded within a week,
proceedings will be taken to enforce the forfeiture of your lease
without any further notice whatever.
Yours faithfully,
D. SMITH, etc., etc.
H. JONES, Esq.
* * *
"Thorny Bank."
Dear Sir,--Being desirous of effecting an insurance of these premises
against fire, I should be obliged if you would kindly give instructions
for a policy to be issued at once. I enclose postal order for fifteen
shillings. The policy when issued should be forwarded to me.
Yours faithfully,
The Secy., HY. JONES.
The Vesuvius Insce. Co.
* * *
Policy No. 3,262,854.
Dear Sir,--I regret that owing to my absence in Scotland the safe
receipt of this policy was not sooner acknowledged. But I still more
regret to have to inform you that the insured premises were totally
destroyed by fire at a late hour last night, the cause of ignition being
ascribed to the caretaker's habit of smoking in bed. Whilst sympathising
with you in your loss, I find, on reference to my lease, that I am under
covenant to reinstate them as speedily as possible. As I particularly
wish to avoid any unpleasantness with my Lessors, may I ask you to
proceed with the work at once?
Yours faithfully,
The Secy., HY. JONES.
The Vesuvius Insce. Co.
* * *
Policy No. 3,262,854.
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