From a book of reference:-- "'Berlin Work.' See 'Embroidery.'" * * * * * News of a serious character reaches us from _The Toronto Daily Mail_, which announces in its index of contents:-- "Austrian Fleet Bombards Montenegro's Only Teapot." Another one of true Britannia metal is being sent to our gallant ally. * * * * * Illustration: "FARVER FINKS HE'S GOT A GERMAN SPY. 'E'S SITTIN' ON 'IS 'EAD. 'E'LL NEED 'ELP--MUVVER'S OUT!" Illustration: "THAT'S THE CHAP--'IM WIVOUT A COLLAR!" Illustration: "NO!--NOT 'IM--THAT'S FARVER!" Illustration: "OH, LUMME! YOU'VE MIXED 'EM UP NOW. I DUNNO WHICH IS WHICH." * * * * * Illustration: UNREPORTED CASUALTY TO THE FOOTBALL OF THE 85TH INFANTRY REGIMENT OF THE ENEMY. * * * * * HOW TO BRIGHTEN WARFARE. The contents of a poster of an esteemed contemporary (I confess that I got no further than the poster), which announced "Training Eagles to Fight Airships," have led me to speculate whether something further might not be achieved in similar directions. Why, for instance, should not rabbits be trained to upset siege guns? The innocent and docile character of the creatures would be a valuable asset in work of this nature. Even if seen--and among grass or undergrowth on a dark night a rabbit of ordinary intelligence might reasonably hope to escape detection--their real purpose might be cleverly masked until it was too late. Leisurely approaching the object of attack, lulling the suspicions of a dull-witted sentinel or patrol by stopping now to cull a leaf, now to wash a whisker, the well-trained rabbit would have no difficulty in creeping to within striking distance. Then suddenly rushing forward and throwing its whole weight against the nearest wheel of the cannon it would tilt it from its foundation and fling it headlong to irretrievable destruction, very likely pinning several members of the gun company among its ruins. If it is objected that the strength of an average rabbit would be unequal to the task, are there not, I would ask, strong rabbits among rabbits, just as there are strong men among men? None of the rabbits of my acquaintance could, I admit, overturn a mowing-machine; but then neither could I myself balance a coach-and-four upon my neck, yet I have seen men upon the stage who could and did. The first object of the efficient trainer would be, of course, to select suitable rabbits. Surely something too might be done with white mice? By gnawing through the tent ropes of a sleeping enemy--especially on wet and stormy nights--they would engender a sense of strain and insecurity among our opponents that could not be without an appreciable influence on their temper and _moral_ throughout the campaign. The tents of commanding officers of notoriously choleric nature should be the objects of persistent attention in this way.