At a meeting of the Church Reading Union at Sion College, Sir FRANCIS FOX, J.P., said that a boy who was arrested for setting fire to a church had told him that he "had seen it on the cinematograph." This statement has drawn a spirited protest from a number of our leading film manufacturers, who point out that the thing could not possibly have happened, as in all their dramas they have always made it a rule never to burn anything less expensive than a cathedral. * * * An advertisement from _The Times:_ "Very stout gentleman, ineligible Army, requires permanent engagement to act for Cinema. Had some experience in comedy pictures; fatter than any other movey actor; weight 22 stone; exceptional opportunity for British producers, but willing go abroad." What about an exchange, on a weight basis, with America, who might send us Sir HERBERT TREE and CHARLIE CHAPLIN? * * * At the Bow County Court a man who was questioned regarding his occupation said that he was a tinsmith, a carrier, a job-buyer, a milkman and a general dealer; that he was training about 120 carrier-pigeons for the Government and also did a bit of prize-fighting. There the matter seems to have ended, but one cannot help thinking that a really expert cross-examiner would not have let him go without finding out what he did in his spare time. * * * Reports from all the agricultural districts refer in glowing terms to the cheerful manner in which women workers on the farms are carrying on their duties. We are, however, informed that in one district a woman voluntary worker was heard to express the opinion that she would be more keen upon her part of the work if the ground were not so horribly far down. * * * The popularity of police passes is due to the fact that they can often be kept and used as a testimonial to character. Thus a well-known Irishman of county family, on applying for a pass to England, received the following: "Mr. ---- is known to all the police of the county, and they consider him a fit man to leave Ireland." * * * * * [Illustration: _Member of the Royal Flying Corps (first day out of hospital)._ "SPEED UP, MAN--SPEED UP!"] * * * * * The Decline of Chivalry. "The Minister for Lands, the Minister for Agriculture, and the Under-Secretary for Agriculture paid a visit to the old Zoo at Moore Park, and decided to adopt the suggestion that it be utilised as a horticultural college for women students. It is expected the animals will take up their new quarters by July next."--_Australian Paper._ * * * * * Headline to an account of German outrages in the Baltic:-- "HENS ANNOYING SWEDES." _Rand Daily Mail._ This quite takes us back to the LLOYD GEORGE of the old days. * * * * * "SWEET maid (experienced) for restaurant." _Scottish Paper._