Just the same old sort of ship-talk sailors always like to hear-- Just the same old harbour gossip gathered in from far and near, In the same salt-water lingo sailors use the wide world round, From the shores of London river to the wharves of Puget Sound, With a gruff and knowing chuckle at a spicy yarn or so, And a sigh for some old shipmate gone the way that all men go, And there's little need to wonder at a grumble now and then, For the ships must have their growl out, just the same as sailormen. And they yarn along together just as jolly as you please, Lordly liner, dingy freighter rusty-red from all the seas, Of their cargoes and their charters and their harbours East and West, And the coal-hulk at her moorings, she is yarning with the best, Telling all the same tales over many and many a time she's told, In a voice that's something creaky now because she's got so old, Like some old broken sailorman when drink has loosed his tongue And his ancient heart keeps turning to the days when he was young. Is it but the chuckling mutter of the tide along the buoys, But the creak of straining cables, but the night wind's mournful noise, Sighing with a rising murmur in among the ropes and spars, Setting every shroud and backstay singing shanties to the stars? No, the ships they all are yarning, just the same as sailors do, Just the same as deep-sea sailors from Port Talbot to Chefoo, Yarning through the hours of darkness till the daylight comes again, But oh! the things they speak of no one knows but sailormen. C. F. S. * * * * * [Illustration: =WORTH A TRIAL.= ULSTERMAN. "HERE COMES A GIFT-HORSE FOR THE TWO OF US. WE'D BEST NOT LOOK HIM TOO CLOSE IN THE MOUTH." SOUTHERN IRISHMAN. "I'LL NOT LOOK AT HIM AT ALL." ULSTERMAN. "OH, YOU'LL THINK MORE OF HIM WHEN YOU SEE THE WAY HE MOVES WITH ME ON HIS BACK."] * * * * * ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT. _Monday, November 8th._--To allay the apprehensions of Sir JOHN REES the PRIME MINISTER informed him that the League of Nations can do nothing except by a unanimous decision of the Council. As the League already includes thirty-seven nations, it is not expected that its decisions will be hastily reached. Now, perhaps, the United States may think better of its refusal to join a body which has secured the allegiance of Liberia and of all the American Republics save Mexico.