Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 62, Feb 3, 1872Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 62, Feb 3, 1872
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Johnny._ I suppose it means a public thing. _Rem's_ a thing, and
_publicus_ is public. [Was not that clever in the dear fellow, putting
words together like that, _Mr. Punch_? Will you believe it, his Papa did
nothing but give him a grunt?]
_Papa._ Go on.
_O navis, referent in mare te novi
Fluctus. O quid agis?_
_Johnny._ O, navy, referring to the sea. I have known thee.
What will the waves do?
[I thought this quite beautiful, like "_What are the Wild Waves
Saying?_"]
_Papa._ Ah! Proceed.
----_fortiter occupa
Portum. Nonne vides_----
_Johnny._ Bravely occupy the door.
You see a nun.
_Papa._ A nun, child. What do you mean?
_Johnny._ A nun is a holy but mistaken woman, Papa, that lives in a
monastery, and worships graven images. [You see he had been
_beautifully_ taught.]
_Papa._ But what word, in the name of anachronisms, do you make a nun?
_Johnny._ _Nonne._ O, I forgot, Pa, that's French. [Instead of being
pleased that the child knew three languages instead of two, his Papa
burst out laughing.]
_Papa._ Try this:--
_Et malus celeri saucius Africo,
Antennaeque gemant? ac sine funibus
Vix durare carinae
Possint imperiosius
AEquor?_
_Johnny._ And celery sauce is bad for an African,
And your aunts groan though there is no funeral,
And they could not be more imperious
If they had to endure a sea-voyage.
_Myself._ Darling! Why don't you say something to encourage him, TOM?
It's delightful.
_Papa._ Yes, it's encouraging. Go on, Sir.
----_non tibi sunt integra lintea;
Non di, quos iterum pressa voces malo._
_Johnny._ You have no large pieces of lint.
Do not die, though they again press you to say apple.
_Papa. Nil pictis timidus navita puppibus
Fidit!_
_Johnny._ No sailor is frightened at the dogs in a picture he sees.
_Papa._ _Fidit's_, he sees, eh?
----_Tu, nisi ventis
Debes ludibrium, cave._
_Johnny._ If it wasn't for the wind,
You ought to play in a cave.
_Papa._ Ha! Well, here's the last; we may as well go through it.
_Myself._ Papa! don't be so cross.
_Papa._ Mind your letter-writing, will you? [But _I wasn't_
letter-writing. I was making notes.]
_Nuper sollicitum quae mihi taedium._
_Johnny._ Lately a solicitor was a great bore to me.
_Papa._ [To do him justice, he recovered his good-humour and roared.]
A great bore, was he? They _are_ bores sometimes. Now then--
_Nunc desiderium, curaque non levis._
_Johnny._ I do not care for the light of the stars.
_Papa._ Hang it, JOHNNY, how do you get at "stars" in that line?
_Johnny._ _De_, of, _siderium_, dative, no, genitive plural of _sidus_,
a star, Papa, and _levis_ is light.
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