Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 93, November 19, 1887Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 93, November 19, 1887
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
True, Bench without Book may be blindish, but Book without Bench may
be worse,
To read penny papers won't feed you, if you haven't pence in your
purse.
Men can't live on cackle not nohow, the bulk of 'em that is to say;
A few gassy spouts can, of course; for _they_ prate, don't you see,
and _we_ pay;
But _that_ rule will not work all round, thanks be!--a skilled hand,
a sharp eye
Are the artisan's proper rig-out; and as for the rest of it, why
Mr. Schoolmaster there does his best with his 'ologies, 'isms, and
things,
But if a man's lot is to trudge, it is small use a-fitting him wings.
No, I 'm not against learning, not me; but life's battle means
gumption and tools,
That is for the general ruck, and the saps who deny it are fools.
I remembered my father, old Millwright, in days as no more will be
seen,
When a man put his soul in his work, a mechanic was not a machine.
It would take lots o' "technical" teaching to bring our lads up to his
trim,
Or make our mere chippers and filers a match for such workmen as
_him_.
He _had_ been through the mill, a rare grind, for apprenticeship
then meant it's name.
I have known him take ten quid a week, only wish I could earn half the
same.
Times altered? Of course; so have systems, and not for the better some
ways.
I've read, for I _can_ read, you know, of the wild old apprentices'
days,
When the shout of "Clubs! Clubs!" roused the town, and political
feelings ran high,
And the stiff Spanish courtiers went weak in the hams at the ominous
cry.
Wild blades!--but the youngsters could work, knew their craft; but you
pale, loose-limbed lout,
The sort of crammed hobbledehoy that the School-Board appears to turn
out,
Who can spell out Sedition in penn'orths, and howl it out hot in the
Square,
If you give him the "Work" that he yells for with so much wild blather
and blare,
What sort of a fist will he make of it? Which of the blustering band
Has a really sound head on his shoulders, a really skilled craft to
his hand?
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