[Our Politicians now, in humble imitation of the Great Original, are adopting the fashion of making speeches from railway carriages, or utilising the ten minutes allowed for refreshment by addressing constituents on the platform. The Railway Companies, in order to observe strict neutrality, should re-construct carriages to suit and carry the political leaders, and should re-build or increase existing stations on the line, so as to accommodate the public with various "platforms."]] * * * * * "Enter-tainments" are not now so much the object of our Fireproof Theatrical Managers as "Exit-tainments." At TERRY'S new theatre everyone feels perfectly secure. It is only the Lessee, who always appears terry-fied. *** DEPARTURE OF DISTINGUISHED FURRY-NERS.--The _Standard_ said last week that two thousand live rabbits were on the eve of being despatched to British Columbia. Fifty thousand onions should be sent with them. What's a Rabbit without onions? _L'Onion fait la force._ * * * * * ANOTHER CHANCE FOR JOE AND JESSE. Mr. CAVE, long associated with theatrical management--re-opens Sadler's Wells on the fifth of November. We are assured that Mr. CHAMBERLAIN'S recent visit to Merrie Islington had nothing whatever to do with the forthcoming "good old-fashioned Grimaldi comic pantomime," with which Mr. CAVE promises to entertain his patrons at Christmas time. Perhaps, after all, the Fisheries Commissioner is not going to Canada, but is going to join A. CAVE at Islington, for what on earth is the use of a "Grimaldi pantomime" without a "JOEY?" Then what a chance for him, in the good old Grimaldi style, to sing "Hot Collings," rewritten by his faithful accompanyist JESSE. * * * * * TORCHLIGHT AND GUY FAWKES DAY.--Mr. GLADSTONE says that coming into collision with the Police on the subject of torches, "he would rather suffer torchers!" *** MR. WILFUL BLUNT.--Whether the right of Free Speaking is permitted in Ireland or not, we would decline just now to decide. But certain BLUNT speaking was very soon stopped. *** "AU PLAISIR."--Motto for AUGUSTUS DRURIOLANUS during the run of the present piece. * * * * * THE FOUR NOBLE BURGLARS. A Baron, a Marquis, a Duke, and an Earl Were dining together one evening at White's; They were all overdone by the worry and whirl Of a long London season's amusements and sights-- By the luncheons that stupify, dinners that tire, Dull rides in the Row, deadly five o'clock teas, At which fashion condemns you to gasp and perspire While draining the cup of _ennui_ to the lees.