Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, February 1, 1890 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, February 1, 1890Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, February 1, 1890
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Peter._ I will not now reproach you, EMILY, nor would I dwell upon my
wounded sole, the pain of which increases momently. I part from you in
friendship, and in proof, that fated instrument I leave with you
(_presenting her with the pin, which she accepts mechanically_) which
the frail link between us twain has severed. I can dispense with it, for
in my cuff (_shows her his coat-cuff, in which a row of pins'-heads is
perceptible_) I carry others 'gainst a time of need. My poor success in
life I trace to this--that never yet I passed a pin unheeded.
_Emily._ And is that all you have to say to me?
_Peter._ I think so--save that I shall wish you well, and pray that
henceforth you may bear in mind what vast importance lies in seeming
trifles.
_Emily_ (_with a pale smile_). PETER, your lesson is already learned,
for precious has this pin become for me, since by its aid I gain
oblivion--thus!
[_Stabs herself._
_Peter_ (_coldly_). Nay, these are histrionics, EMILY.
[_Assists her to sofa._
_Emily._ I'd skill enough to find a vital spot. Do not withdraw it
yet--my time is short, and I have much to say before I die. (_Faintly._)
Be gentle with my rabbits when I'm gone; give my canary chickweed
now and then.... I think there is no more--ah, one last
word--(_warmly_)--warn them they must not cut our wedding-cake, and then
the pastrycook may take it back!
_Peter_ (_deeply moved_). Would you had shown this thoughtfulness
before!
[_Kneels by the sofa._
_Emily._ 'Tis now too late, and clearly do I see that I was never worthy
of you, PETER.
_Peter_ (_gently_). 'Tis not for me to contradict you now. You did your
best to be so, EMILY!
_Emily._ A blessing on you for those generous words! Now tell me, PETER,
how is your poor foot?
_Peter._ The agony decidedly abates, and I can bear a boot again.
_Emily._ Then I die happy!... Kiss me, PETER ... ah!
[_Dies._
_Peter._ In peace she passed away. I'm glad of that, although that peace
was purchased by a lie. I shall not bear a boot for many days! Thus ends
our wedding morn, and she, poor child, has paid the penalty of
heedlessness!
[_Curtain falls, whereupon, unless Mr. Punch is greatly
mistaken, there will not be a dry eye in the house._
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