Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 98, February 22nd, 1890
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
SCENE--_Stage in complete shadow. An Irish Glen surrounded by bare
mountains covered with dwarf oaks, overhanging a big bog. The Moon
is shining dimly._ CASPAR _discovered with a pouch and hanger,
busily engaged in making a Circle of fairy lanterns, in the middle
of which is placed a turnip-skull, a shillelagh, a bunch of
shamrock, a crucible, and a bullet-mould. Distant mutterings
heard._
_Chorus of Distant Party-Spirits._
Shindy now would be a boon,
("_Hear, hear! Hear, hear!_")
Interest in M-tch-llst-wn hath died,
("_Hear, hear! Hear, hear!_")
Mischief must be stirred up soon.
("_Hear, hear! Hear, hear!_")
And Obstruction once more tried.
("_Hear, hear! Hear, hear!_")
Ere this S-ss-n's course is run
We must really have some fun.
("_Hear, hear! Hear, hear!_")
[_At the end of chorus, a Big Bell booms twelve times; the Circle
being finished,_ CASPAR _within it, draws his hanger round the
lanterns, and at the twelfth stroke strikes it into the
turnip-skull._
_Caspar (kneeling, and raising the skull on the hanger at arm's length)_.
ZAMIEL, ZAMIEL, hear me, hear!
By this bogey-skull appear!
ZAMIEL, rise, for things look queer!
[_A confused noise is heard, a Meteor (looking rather like a
long-expected Blue-Book) falls on the Circle, and_ ZAMIEL,
_looking coldly triumphant, appears._
_Zamiel._ Why callest thou?
_Caspar._ Well, hang it! I like that!
But, by St. Patrick's beard, your advent's pat,
Our foes boast three years longer they may live.
_Zamiel._ No!
_Caspar._ Then good reason you and I must give.
_Zamiel._ Who says so?
_Caspar._ One who hardly dared--till now--
To face thy really rayther freezing brow;
But, moved by reason, and a late Report,
He's on the job; and we shall have some sport.
_Zamiel._ What doth he seek?
_Caspar._ To be supplied
With bullets which thy skill shall guide.
_Zamiel._ Six shall obey,
The seventh--who'll say?
_Caspar._ Lord of the mystic League,
I hope, by sly intrigue,
To rule the seventh also,
And let it kill--_you_ know!
_Zamiel._ Too risky.
_Caspar._ Oh, I say,
Let's have no more delay.
Three long years yet to sway?
Pooh, ZAMIEL! It's child's-play.
_Zamiel._ Enough--no more! I'll tell thee now
By this day month there'll be--a row?
[_More mutterings are heard and repeated in chorus. The skull and
hanger sink, and in their place a hearth with lighted coals and
faggots, rise out of the earth, within the Circle. The Moon
becomes red._
_Caspar._ Well served! Bless thee, ZAMIEL!
The day will be ours!
[CASPAR _moves to and fro, places faggots on the coals, blows the
fire, which blazes and fumes. In the smoke certain cabalistic
letters appear._
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