Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, CompleteVarious
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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The poverty of our present dramatic literature may also be attributable
to this absurd and destructive system. The star must be considered
alone in the construction of the drama; or if the piece be not actually
made to measure, the actor, par excellence, must be the arbiter of the
authors creation. Writers are thus deterred from making experiments in
the higher order of dramatic writing, for should their subject admit of
this individual display, its rejection by the star would render the
labour of months valueless, and the dramatist, driven from the path of
fame, degenerates into a literary drudge, receiving for his wearying
labour a lesser remuneration than would be otherwise awarded him, from
the pecuniary monopoly of the star.
It is this system which has begotten the present indifference to the
stage. The public had formerly many favourites, because all had an
opportunity of contending for their favournow they have only Mr. A. or
Mrs. B., who must ultimately weary the public, be their talent what it
may, as the sweetest note would pall upon the ear, were it continually
sounded, although, when harmonised with others, it should constitute the
charm of the melody.
We have made these remarks divested of any personal consideration. We
quarrel only with the system that we believe to be unjust and injurious
to an art which we reverence.
VAUXHALL.Vauxhall! region of Punch, both liquid and corporeal!Elysium
of illumination lamps!Paradise of Simpson!we have been permitted once
again to breathe your oily atmosphere, to partake of an imaginary repast
of impalpable ham and invisible chickento join in the eruption of
exclamations at thy pyrotechnic gloriesto swallow thy mysterious arrack
and
A jester wearing a toga PUNCH A LA ROMAINE.
We have seen Jullien, the elegant, pantomimic Jullien, exhibit his six-
inch wristbands and exquisitely dressed headwe have roved again amid
those bowers where, with Araminta Smith, years ago,
We met the daylight after seven hours sitting.
But we were not happy. There was a something that told us it was not
Vauxhall: the G Rs were V Rsthe cocked hats were round hatsthe
fiddlers were foreignersthe Rotunda was Astleysthe night was moon-
shinyand there was notour pen weeps whilst we trace the mournful
factthere was not Simpson to exclaim, Welcome to the royal
property! Urbane M.A.C., wouldst that thou hadst been a Mussulman, then
wouldst thou doubtlessly be gliding about amid an Eden of Houris,
uttering to the verge of time the hospitable sentence which has rendered
thy name immortalPeace to thy manes!
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