Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete — John Shaqi
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete
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Deafening were the cheers which greeted the gallant captain! A meeting
of ladies has since been held, at which resolutions were passed for the
furtherance of so desirable an object, and a committee formed for the
selection of a design worthy of the originator of the Knocker Hunt. To
that committee we now appeal.
A statue of a gentleman holding a lion-faced door-knocker in the air. TO
HENRY, MARQUESS OF WATERFORD, AND HIS JOLLY COMPANIONS IN LOWE, THIS
STATUE OF ACHILLES, CAST FROM KNOCKERS TAKEN IN THE VICINITIES OF
SACKVILLE-STREET, VIGO-LANE, AND WATERLOO-PLACE, IS INSCRIBED BY THEIR
GENTLEWOMEN. PLACED ON THIS SPOT ON THE FIRST DAY OF APRIL, MDCCCXLII.
BY COMMAND OF COLONEL ROWAN.
Mem. The hunt meet again on Monday next, as information has been
received that a splendid knocker occupies the door of Laings shooting
gallery in the Haymarket.
[pg 15] STENOTYPOGRAPHY. Our printers devil, with a laudable anxiety
for our success, has communicated the following pathetic story. As a
specimen of stenotypography, or compositors short-hand, we consider it
unique.
SERAPHINA POPPS; OR, THE BEAUTY OF BLOOMSBURY. Seraphina Popps was the
daughter of Mr. Hezekiah Popps, a highly respectable pawnbroker,
residing in Street, Bloomsbury. Being an only child, from her
earliest infancy she wanted for 0, as everything had been made ready to
her hand hand.
She grew up as most little girls do, who live long enough, and became
the universal !1 of all who knew her, for
None but herself could be her ||.2
Amongst the most devoted of her admirers was Julian Fitzorphandale.
Seraphina was not insensible to the worth of Julian Fitzorphandale; and
when she received from him a letter, asking permission to visit her, she
felt some difficulty in replying to his ?3; for, at this very critical
.4, an unamiable young man, named Augustus St. Tomkins, who possessed
considerable £. s. d. had become a suitor for her hand. She loved
Fitzorphandale +5 St. Tomkins, but the former was ? of money; and
Seraphina, though sensitive to an extreme, was fully aware that a
competency was a very comfortable appendix.
She seized her pen, but found that her mind was all 6s and 7s. She
spelt Fitzorphandale, P-h-i-t-z; and though she commenced ¶6 after ¶,
she never could come to a finis. She upbraided her unlucky * *, either
for making Fitzorphandale so poor, or St. Tomkins so ugly, which he
really was. In this dilemma we must leave her at present.
Although Augustus St. Tomkins was a Freemason7, he did not possess the
universal benevolence which that ancient order inculcates; but revolving
in his mind the probable reasons for Seraphinas hesitation, he came to
this conclusion: she either loved him -8 somebody else, or she did not
love him at all. This conviction only ×9 his worst feelings, and he
resolved that no ??10 of conscience should stand between him and his
desires.
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