Indignant at the loss of his head's glory, the evil-minded tailor, immediately upon leaving the court, sent for counsel's opinion as to whether he couldn't proceed against Sir Peter, under the act for "cutting and maiming, with intent to do him some grievous bodily harm." This, it appears he cannot do, inasmuch as these very learned gentlemen at the bar have decided, "the head" from which the hair was cut, and which, if any, is consequently the injured part, is not included in the meaning of the word _bodily_, as &c. &c. Foiled in this attempt, the monster, for the brutal gratification of his burning revenge, hit upon a scheme the most diabolical that human hair could conceive. He actually applied to the Society for the Suppression of _Cruelty to Animals_; and they, upon inspecting a portion of the dissevered locks, immediately took up the case, and are about to indict Sir Peter, Roe, and the barber, under one of the clauses of that tremendous act. If they proceed for penalties in individual cases, they must be immense, as the killed and wounded are beyond calculation,--not to mention all that the process has left homeless, foodless, and destitute. * * * * * BARBER-OUS ANNOUNCEMENT. We beg to inform our readers that Mr. Tanner, of Temple-bar and Shire-lane, whose salon extends from the city of London to the liberties of Westminster, has this day been appointed Hair-cutter Extraordinary to Sir Peter Laurie. * * * * * A NEW MILKY WAY. KIRCHOFF, a Prussian chemist, is reported to have discovered a process by which milk may be preserved for an indefinite period. Fresh milk is evaporated by a very gentle heat till it is reduced to a dry powder, which is to be kept perfectly dry in a bottle. When required for use it need only be diluted with a sufficient quantity of water. Mr. James Jones, who keeps a red cow--over his door--claims the original idea of making milk from a white powder, which, he states, may be done without the tedious process of evaporation, by using an article entirely known to London milk-vendors--namely _chalk_. * * * * * OH GEMINI! At the close of the Civic Festival last week, Sir William Follett inquired of the Recorder if he had seen his _Castor_. "No," replied Law (holding up the Attorney-General's fifty-seven penn'orth), "but here is your brother Pollock's" (_Pollux_.) * * * * * "Well," said Sir Peter Hobler the other morning, "I should think you will be denied the _entree_ to the Palace after your decision of Saturday." "Why so?" inquired the knight of leather. "For fear you should cut off the heir to the Throne!" screamed Hobler, and vanished. * * * * *