_Herring_.--Capital for _bride_: _her-ring_; petticoats, flannel and otherwise, _herring-boned_. Fat people; _bloaters_; &c. &c. &c. _Venison_.--Superior, for offering everybody some of your sauce. Sad subject, as it ought to be looked upon with a grave eye (_gravy_). Wish your friends might always give you such _a cut_. &c. &c. &c. _Port_.--Like well-baked bread, best when crusty; flies out of glass because of the "bee's wing." Always happy to become a _porter_ on such occasions; object to general breakages, but partial to the cracking of a bottle; comes from a good "cellar" and a good buyer, though no wish to be a good-bye-er to it. All the above with beautiful leading cues, and really with two or three rehearsals the very best things ever done. _Sherry_.--"Do you sherry?" "Not just yet." "Rather unlucky, _white whining_: like a bottle of port; but no objection to _share he_. Hope never to be out of the Pale of do.; if so, will submit to be done Brown." N.B.--After an election dinner, any of the above valued at a six weeks' invitation from any voter under the influence of his third bottle; and absolute reversion of the chair, when original chairman disappears under table. _Champagne_.--Real pleasure (quite new--never thought of before)--must be _Wright's_; nothing _left_ about it; intoxicating portion of a bird, getting drunk with pheasant's eye. What gender's wine? _Why hen's_ feminine. Safe three rounds; and some others not quite compact. _Hock_.--Hic, hec, do. _Hugeous_.--Glass by all means (_very new_); never could decline it, &c. &c. &c. _Dessert_.--Wish every one had it; join hands with _ladies' fingers_ and bishops' thumbs: Prince Albert and Queen very choice "Windsor pairs;" medlars; unpleasant neighbour: nuts; decidedly lunatic, sure to be cracked; disbanding Field Officers shelling out the kernels, &c. &c. &c. The above are but a few samples from the very extensive joke manufactory of Messrs. Gammon and Gag, sole patentees of the powerful and prolific steam-joke double-action press. They are all warranted of the very best quality, and last date. Old jokes taken in exchange--of course allowing a liberal per-centage. Gentlemen's own materials made up in the most superior style, and at the very shortest notice. Election squibs going off--a decided sacrifice of splendid talent. Ideas convertible in cons., puns, and epigrams, always on hand. Laughs taught in six lessons. A treatise on leading subjects for experienced jokers just completed. A large volume of choice sells will be put up by Mr. George Robins on the 1st of April next, unless previously disposed of by private contract. N.B.--Well worthy the attention of sporting and other punsters. Also a choice cachinatory chronicle, entitled "How to Laugh, and what to Laugh at."