For further particulars apply to Messrs. Gag and Gammon, new and second-hand depot for gentlemen's left-off facetiae, Monmouth-street; and at their West-end establishment, opposite the Black Doll, and next door to Mr. Catnach, Seven-dials. * * * * * VERSES ON MISS CHAPLIN--AND THE BACK OF AN ADELPHI PLAYBILL. Let Bulwer and Stephens write epics like mad, With lofty hexameters grapplin', My theme is as good, though my verse be as bad, For 'tis all about Ellena Chaplin! As lovely a nymph as the rhapsodist sees To inspire his romantical nap. Lin Ne'er saw such a charming celestial Chinese "Maid of Honour" as Ellena Chaplin. O Yates! let us give thee due credit for this:-- Thou hast an infallible trap lain-- For mouths cannot hiss, when they long for a kiss; As thou provest--with Ellena Chaplin. E'en the water wherein (in "Die Hexen am Rhein") She dives (in an elegant wrap-lin- Sey-woolsey, I guess) seems bewitch'd into wine, When duck'd in by Ellena Chaplin. A fortunate blade will be he can persuade This nymph to some church or some chap'l in,-- And change to a wife the most beautiful Maid Of the theatre--Ellena Chaplin! * * * * * CAUSE AND EFFECT. The active and speculative Alderman Humphrey, being always ready to turn a penny, has entered into a contract to supply a tribe of North American Indians with second-hand wearing apparel during the ensuing winter. In pursuance of this object he applied yesterday at the Court of Chancery to purchase the "530 suits, including 40 removed from the 'Equity Exchequer,' which occupy the cause list for the present term." Upon the discovery of his mistake the Alderman wisely determined on [Illustration: GOING TO BRIGHTEN.] * * * * * NEW ANNUALS AND REPUBLICATIONS. ANNUALS. FORGET-ME-NOT Dedicated to the "Irish Pisantry." By Mayor Dan O'Connell. FRIENDSHIP'S OFFERING Dedicated by Mr. Roebuck to the _Times_. THE BOOK OF BEAUTY Edited by Col. Sibthorp and Mr. Muntz. THE JUVENILE ANNUAL Edited by the Queen, and dedicated to Prince Albert REPUBLICATIONS. ON NOSOLOGY By the Duke of Wellington and Lord Brougham. A TREATISE ON ELOQUENCE By W. Gibson Craig, M.P. COOPER'S DEAR-SLAYER By Lord Palmerston. * * * * * DISCOVERY OF VALUABLE JEWELS.