Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, April 18, 1891Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, April 18, 1891
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Nora_ (_goes to other side of table_). I won't _have_ all that,
TORVALD!
_Helmer_. Why? ain't you my lil' lark--ain't thish our lil' cage?
Ver-_well_, then. (_A ring._) RANK! confound it all! (_Enter
Dr. RANK._) RANK, dear old boy, you've been (_hiccoughs_) going it
upstairs. Cap'tal champagne, eh? _'Shamed_ of you, RANK! [_He sits
down on sofa, and closes his eyes gently._
_Rank_. Did you notice it? (_with pride_). It was almost incredible
the amount I contrived to put away. But I shall suffer for it
to-morrow (_gloomily_). Heredity again! I wish I was dead! I do.
_Nora_. Don't apologise. TORVALD was just as bad; but he is always so
good-tempered after champagne.
_Rank_. Ah, well, I just looked in to say that I haven't long to live.
Don't weep for me, Mrs. HELMER, it's chronic--and hereditary too. Here
are my P.P.C. cards. I'm a fading flower. Can you oblige me with a
cigar?
_Nora_ (_with a suppressed smile_). Certainly. Let me give you a
light?
[_RANK lights his cigar, after several ineffectual attempts,
and goes out._
_Helmer_ (_compassionately_). Poo' old RANK--he'sh very bad
to-ni'! (_Pulls himself together._) But I forgot--Bishness--I mean,
bu-si-ness--mush be 'tended to. I'll go and see if there are any
letters. (_Goes to box._) Hallo! someone's been at the lock with a
hairpin--it's one of _your_ hairpins! [_Holding it out to her._
_Nora_ (_quickly_). Not mine--one of BOB's, or IVAR's--they both wear
hairpins!
_Helmer_ (_turning over letters absently_). You must break them
of it--bad habit! What a lot o' lettersh! _double_ usual quantity.
(_Opens KROGSTAD's._) By Jove! (_Reads it and falls back completely
sobered._) What have you got to say to _this_?
_Nora_ (_crying aloud._) You shan't save me--let me go! I _won't_ be
saved!
_Helmer_. Save _you_, indeed! Who's going to save _Me_? You miserable
little criminal. (_Annoyed._) Ugh--ugh!
_Nora_ (_with hardening expression_). Indeed, TORVALD, your
singing-bird acted for the best!
_Helmer_. Singing-bird! Your father was a rook--and you take _after_
him. Heredity again! You have utterly destroyed my happiness. (_Walks
round several times._) Just as I was beginning to get on, too!
_Nora_. I have--but I will go away and jump into the water.
_Helmer_. What good will _that_ do me? People will say _I_ had a hand
in this business (_bitterly_). If you _must_ forge, you might at least
put your dates in correctly! But you never _had_ any principle! (_A
ring._) The front-door bell! (_A fat letter is seen to fall into the
box; HELMER takes it, opens it, sees enclosure, and embraces NORA._)
KROGSTAD won't split. See, he returns the forged I.O.U.! Oh, my poor
little lark, _what_ you must have gone through! Come under my wing,
my little scared song-bird.... Eh? you _won't!_ Why, what's the matter
_now_?
_Nora_ (_with cold calm_). I have wings of my own, thank you, TORVALD,
and I mean to use them!
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