An Afternoon with Those who "Entertain" More than Anyone in London.--"_Charity Begins At Home_" or rather it begins at the GERMAN REEDS,' _after_ CORNEY GRAIN has finished his amusing "Vocal Recital." Then it is that never-failing Charity begins, and goes as well as ever. ALFRED REED is immensely funny, especially when disguised as a Charity Girl. On no account miss the Grain of Chaff's capital French version of CHEVALIER's Coster song about "_'Arry 'Awkins_." It's lovely! Excellent entertainment for everybody at St. George's Hall. * * * * * Doctor O'Letters.--_July 6th_.--Not "D.C.L." but "honorary degree of Doctor of Letters," is to be conferred by Dublin University on HENRY IRVING, for masterly management of vast correspondence. Let Oxford follow suit with a "Postmastership of Merton." Dr. L. O'TOOLE says, "I'm satisfied with 'L.L.L. Three Stars,' and plenty of it." * * * * * THE HORSE-EDUCATOR. (_A SKETCH AT SYDENHAM._) SCENE--_An Arena at North End of Crystal Palace.--The Arena is thickly covered with sawdust, and occupied solely by a light American waggon. There is a small steam-engine at one side, with an escape-pipe and valve projecting into the Circus, and a bundle of parti-coloured stuff is fluttering overhead opposite. From loose-boxes, three or four horses are examining these ominous preparations with apprehensive eyes. Enter a Portly Gentleman in a tall hat and frock-coat, who bows to the audience, and is but faintly applauded, owing to a disappointed sense that the ideal Horse-trainer would not tame in a tall hat. However, he merely appears to introduce Professor NORTON B. SMITH, who, turning out to be a slender, tall man, in a slouch hat, black velveteen coat, breeches, and riding boots, is received with enthusiasm._ _The Professor_ (_with a slight Transatlantic accent_). The first animal On my list, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a vurry bad shyer, afraid Of strange Objects, Fireworks, Music, Paper. Almost _anything_, in fact. Bring out Number One, boys. (_To a tall Groom and a short one, who rush to the loose-boxes, the short Groom falling over a drum, to the general delight. The horse who is afraid of almost anything is brought in, and begins to plunge at once, as though defying any_ Professor _to cure_ him.) Now, this animal is not Vicious, he's only Nervous. [Illustration: "The short Groom falling over a drum."] [_The Horse appears to resent this description of himself, and lashes out by way of contradiction._ _Paterfamilias, in audience_ (_who has a spoilt horse at home_). Just what I always say about _Tartar_--it's nerves, not vice. _His Eldest Daughter._ Shall you send him here to be cured, Father? _Paterf._ No, my dear; quite unnecessary. When I see how it's done, I shall able to take _Tartar_ in hand myself, I have no doubt.