Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, March 26, 1892Various
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Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, March 26, 1892
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The Belgian Master has tried, as he has already informed the world,
"to write SHAKSPEARE for a company of Marionnettes." Encouraged by
his extraordinary success, he has soared higher yet, and adapted
our greatest national drama for the purposes of the (Independent)
itinerant Stage. We are enabled by the courtesy of his publishers to
give a few specimen scenes from this _magnum opus_, which, as will
be seen, requires somewhat more elaborate mounting and mechanical
effects than are at present afforded by the ordinary Punch
Show. In M. MAETERLINCK's version, Ponsch becomes the Prince of
Half-seas-over-Holland; he is the victim of hereditary homicidal
mania, complicated by neurotic hysteria. Inflamed by the insinuations
of Mynheer Olenikke--a kind of Dutch Mephistopheles and Iago
combined--he is secretly jealous of his consort the Princess Jödi's
preference for the society of Djoë, the Court Jester and Society
Clown. Here is our first sample:--
_A Chamber in the Castle. Princess JÖDI discovered at a
window with DJOË._
_Jödi_. Lo! lo! a shower of stars is falling upon the fowl-house!
_Djoë_. Oh! oh! a shower of stars upon the fowl-house? (_A water pipe
in the back-garden bursts suddenly and splashes them._) Ah! ah! I am
wet all over! Have you a pocket handkerchief?
_Jödi_. Oh, look! a comet--an enormous one--has descended into the
water-butt! The sky is blood-red, and the moon has turned the colour
of green cheese. This bodes some disaster!
_Djoë_. It is unsettled--rainy--unpleasant weather. Can you lend me an
umbrella?
_Jödi_. I cannot lend you an umbrella, because I have lent mine to
the gardener's wife. Owls are roosting on the chimney-pots, and a
stickleback has jumped out of the pond. Hush, my Lord the Prince
approaches!
[_Prince PONSCH enters, bearing a stout staff, which he nurses
gloomily, like an infant; a hurricane is heard in the middle
distance; the waterpipe sobs strangely and then expires; a
blackbeetle comes out of a cupboard and runs uneasily about,
until a flash of lightning enters down the chimney and kills
it. PONSCH stands glaring at DJOË and the Princess._
_Djoë_ (_hastily_). There is going to be a storm. Do not forget what I
have uttered. Good evening!
[_He goes; the wind whistles a popular air through the
keyhole._
_Jödi_ (_nervously_). What an appalling evening! I have never seen the
like of such a sky.
_Ponsch_. There is something about you this evening--how beautiful you
are looking! Bring BEBBI-PONSCH.
_Jödi_ (_fetching the Infant Prince_). Here he is. Why do you look so
strangely at him?
_Bebbi-Ponsch_ (_a small, but important part_). Is Pa-a-par poo-oorly?
Won't he p'ay wiz me no mo-ore?
_Ponsch_. The soul of a little stage-child looms from under his green
eyes! OLENIKKE was right, and I-- No matter. I will open the window.
[_Opens it, and throws BEBBI-P. out. Sound of water-splash
audible._
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