Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, March 26, 1892Various
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Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, March 26, 1892
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Jödi_. Oh my! Oh my! What have you done? He has fallen right into the
moat--on one of the swans!
_Ponsch_. Indeed--on one of the swans? (_A pot of mignonnette is blown
off the window-sill by a gust._) I will close the window. (_Closes it;
a hailstorm beats on the panes._) Is that really a hailstorm--or only
birds?
_Jödi_. I can hear nothing. (P. _strikes her suddenly on the head
with staff._) Someone is knocking at my door. Come in! I cannot see
anything now.
_Ponsch_. Can you, indeed, see nothing? [_He strikes her again._
_Jödi_. Now I can see stars. I feel as if purple mills were going
round in my head. I shall never kiss anybody any more. Oh! oh! oh!
[_She dies._
_Ponsch_. She was a beautiful woman, do you know? Oh, how lonely I
shall feel hereafter! (_A black dog is heard scratching and sniffing
outside the door._) It is only Tobbi. Someone has trod on your toe,
my poor Tobbi. Come in. Give me your paw. (_Tobbi enters, and flies
suddenly at his nose._) Oh, my nose is bleeding! Let us go to the
pond. I do not know why I feel so melancholy this evening. [_He goes
out, pursued by Tobbi._
SAMPLE No. II.--_A Hall in Castle Ollendorff. A Marionnette
Theatre at the back of Stage. DJOË, a Belgian Bedell, and
Dutch Dolls-in-waiting discovered._
_Djoë_. Green flames are running along the walls, and blue globes are
bounding about the back garden. I have never seen such a night. Here
comes the Prince.
[_Enter PONSCH, conscience-stricken; all bow._
_Ponsch_. I am not melancholy, but I have hardly any hair. Let the
Play commence!
_Curtain of Marionnette Show rises; a Clown is seen chasing
a butterfly._
_A Councillor_. Oh! oh! oh! [_Uproar; the Clown and Butterfly are
withdrawn. A Skeleton appears on the Stage, and dances his head and
limbs off in a blue light._
_Ponsch_ (_rising_). That was done purposely! You are driving at
something. Confess it! Is there no topic more cheerful? I cannot bear
it any longer!
[_Knocks down DJOË with his staff. A combat, during which
DJOË several times obtains possession of the weapon, and
wounds PONSCH. N.B.--Note the striking resemblance here to
the similar, but very inferior, Scenes in "Hamlet."_
_The Dutch Dolls_ (_running about_). Both of them bleeding already!
There's blood on the walls already! Already blood on the walls! (&c.).
_The Bedell_. The Prince has slain DJOË. Take him into custody.
[_PONSCH strikes the Bedell down._
_The B._ Ha! ha! ha! (_Tries to rise--but is struck again_). Ha! ha!
(_PONSCH strikes once more._) Ha!
[_The Bedell dies; a draught enters under the door and
blows out two of the candles; a thunderbolt is heard coming
down-stairs, and the Ghost of JÖDI suddenly appears from
behind a tapestry representing "The Finding of Moses."_
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