Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, December 17, 1892Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, December 17, 1892
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
By the way, as in Act III. the King enters "a-riding a-riding," this
Opera may be distinguished from any of BACH'S future works by being
called The Horse-BACH Opera. Not to exhaust the punning possibilities in
the name of the composer, it may be incidentally noted that, original
and fresh as every air in this Opera may be, yet this present work
consists entirely of "BACH Numbers." No more on this subject at present.
Last week of Opera by night at Covent Garden, as the Garden is turned
into a Race-course for _The Prodigal Daughter's_ steeplechase, and Drury
Lane is wanted for the Pantomime. Sir DRURIOLANUS has his hands
full--likewise his pockets. "So mote it be!"
* * * * *
[Illustration]
TO MY PARTNER.
"MISS RED SASH"--my programme can't even relate
Your name, and I know nothing more
Of your tastes. Do you talk of high Art--or the state
Of the floor?
Has Girton or Newnham endeavoured to clog
With stiffest of science your brain;
Or are you prepared to discourse of the fog
And the rain?
Do politics please you? Uganda, perhaps,
Or the Cabinet crisis in France?
Or would you remark that a great many chaps
Never dance?
Is IBSEN your idol, with plays that are noise,
Some say nauseous; is he a sage?
Or are you contented to see a live horse
On the stage?
You love PADEREWSKI, and would not be false
To your faith in BRAHMS, GRIEG, WAGNER and
CO.; or you are awfully pleased with this valse,
And this Band?
I'll fan you, and hear if you then will repeat
Facts on currents of air, or simoom;
Or simper, and smilingly speak of the heat
Of the room.
* * * * *
A GOOD "SECOND".--A Dutch Oyster.
* * * * *
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