Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, December 24, 1892Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, December 24, 1892
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
In "Lucky Shoes," baskets, and in other dainty trifles, does RIMMEL
arrange his beautiful bottles of scent. RIMMEL is not a Head Centre,
but our Chief Scenter, "and," exclaims Mr. WAGSTAFF, the Unabashed,
"what a great day will be his Scentenary!"
* * * * *
"THE SILENT BATTLE."--See this charming piece at the Criterion. Of
course it is brought out by Mr. CHARLES WYNDHAM in illustration of
the old proverb, "_Acts, not words._"
* * * * *
[Illustration: HAPPY AND NOVEL COMBINATION! THE HARMONIOUS CHRISTMAS
"PARTY."]
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CHOOSING CHRISTMAS TOYS.
(_A Sketch in the Lowther Arcade._)
_Between the sloping banks of toys, and under a dense foliage of
coloured rosettes, calico banners, and Japanese-lanterns, the congested
Stream of Custom oozes slowly along, with an occasional overflow into
the backwaters of the shops behind, while the Stall-keepers keep up a
batrachian and almost automatic croak of invitation._
_Fond Grandmother._ So you've chosen a box of soldiers, have you,
FRANKY?--very well. Now what shall we get for little ELSIE and Baby?
_Franky (promptly)._ Another box of soldiers would do nicely for ELSIE,
Grandmamma, and--_I_ know, a fort for Baby!
_Grandm. (doubtfully)._ But they're such _little_ tots--they won't know
how to play with them.
_Franky._ Oh, but I can _teach_ them, you know, Grandmamma.
_Grandm._ That's right--I like to see a boy kind to his little sisters.
[_She adopts_ Master FRANKY'S _disinterested suggestion._
_A Mother._ Now, PERCY, it's all nonsense--you _can't_ want any more
toys--those you've got are as good as new. (_To her Friend._) He's such
a boy for taking care of his things--he'll hardly trust his toys out of
their boxes, and won't allow anyone else to _touch_ them!
_The Friend._ Dear little fellow--then I'm sure he _deserves_ to be
given a new toy for being so careful!
_The Mother._ Well, he'll give me no peace till I _do_ give him
something. I know--but mind this, PERCY, it's only to keep you quiet,
and I'm not going to buy EDDIE anything. _(To Friend.)_ He gives all
_his_ things away as it is! [Master PERCY _takes both these valuable
moral lessons to heart_.
_Mrs. Stilton (to her less prosperous Sister-in-law_, Mrs. BLOOMOLD).
Nonsense, VINNIE, I won't _hear_ of it! REGGIE has more toys already
than he knows what to do with!
_Mrs. Bloom. (apologetically)._ Of course, my dear SOPHIA, I know your
children are born to every----but still, I have no one but myself
_now_, you know--and if I _might_--it would be such a _pleasure_!
_Mrs. Stilton._ I have already told you there is not the slightest
occasion for your spending your money in any such foolish manner. I hope
that is enough.
_Mrs. Bloom._ I'm sure he would like one of these little
water-carts--now _wouldn't_ you, REGGIE? [REGGIE _assents shyly_.
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