Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, November 3, 1894 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, November 3, 1894Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, November 3, 1894
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Spurr._ (_eagerly_). But you wired me to come, Sir! About a horse of
yours! I've been wondering all the evening when you'd tell me I could go
round and have a look at him. I'm here instead of Mr. SPAVIN--_now_ do
you understand, Sir RUPERT? I'm the Vet.
[_Suppressed sensation._
_Sir Rup._ (_to himself_). This is devilish awkward! Don't quite know
what to do. (_Aloud._) To--to be sure you are! Of course! That's it,
ROHESIA! Mr. SPURRELL came down to see a horse, and we shall be very
glad to have the benefit of his opinion by-and-by.
[_He claps him amicably on the shoulder._
_Lady Cant._ (_in a sepulchral tone_). ALBINIA, I think I will go to
bed.
[_She withdraws._
_Sir Rup._ (_to himself_). There'll be no harm in letting him stay, now
he _is_ here. If ROHESIA objects, she's got nobody but herself to blame
for it!
_Spurr._ (_to himself_). They won't want to keep me upstairs much longer
after this! (TREDWELL _enters, and seems to have something of importance
to communicate to_ Sir RUPERT _in private._) I wonder what the dooce is
up _now!_
[Illustration: "Albinia, I think I will go to bed!"]
* * * * *
TO LETTINA.
(_By a Profound Thinker._)
I don't know why, but fifty times a day,
To you my thoughts persistently will fly,
You come to me, and, coming, come to stay--
I don't know why.
Sometimes I catch myself inclined to try
From heart and mind to banish you away.
I always fail. If you are not too shy,
Just write a line to tell me that I may
Think fondly of you. Then in future I
Shall think of you, and never want to say
I don't know why.
* * * * *
THE NEW CANDIDATE.
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