Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 24, 1917Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 24, 1917
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
DEAR MRS. MORTON,--I desire to thank you for three most agreeable days
spent in congenial company. You have indeed mastered the secret of making
your guests feel at home, and Dockington even in war-time is still
Dockington. Pray give my warm regards to Mr. Morton and remember me
suitably to the dear children. I wish they wouldn't keep on growing up as
they do; childhood is so delightful.
I find to my great regret that by some inexplicable mistake I took away
with me an umbrella that is not mine. I am sending it back to you, and
shall be deeply beholden to you if you will pack up and send to me the one
I left. It is an old one, recognisable by its cane handle (crook) and an
indiarubber ring round the shaft. Pray accept my apologies for the trouble
I am giving you.
Yours very sincerely,
CHARLES MELDEW.
No. III.
_From Brigadier-General Barton to his Sister, Mrs. Morton._
DEAR MARY,--You gave me a capital time. There's a slight difference between
Dockington and the trenches. I'm not as a rule a great performer with
clergymen, but I liked your Dean. By the way, when I dashed off your man
put somebody else's umbrella in with me, instead of my own, which is a
natty specimen. The one I've got is an old gamp with a stout indiarubber
ring to it. I haven't time to send it back. Every moment is taken up, as I
cross to France to-night. Besides, how can you pack such a thing as an
umbrella? It's much too long. Keep mine till we meet again. Best love to
Harry and the kids.
Ever yours,
TOM.
No. IV.
_From Arthur Vivian to Mrs. Morton._
DEAR MRS. MORTON,--I wired you this morning asking you to do nothing about
my umbrella. The fact is I have found it at my rooms, and I am forced to
the conclusion that I never took it with me to Dockington at all. I am
awfully sorry to have given you all this trouble. It shall be a lesson to
me never to take my umbrella anywhere, or rather never to think I've taken
it, when, as a matter of fact, I haven't.
Yours always sincerely,
ARTHUR VIVIAN.
No. V.
_Telegram from Mrs. Morton to Arthur Vivian._
Too late. Sent off somebody's umbrella to you yesterday.
Please return it to me.
No. VI.
_From Mrs. Morton to her Sister, Lady Compton._
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