Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, June 20, 1917Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, June 20, 1917
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Quite justifiably, in view of the imminence of "Baby Week."
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=THE DISSUADERS.=
For many years--ever since the first piece of chalk was applied to
the first wall and advertising began its bombastic career--the
advertiser's tendency has been to commend his wares, if not to excess,
at any rate with no want of generosity. Everyone must have noticed it.
But war changes many things besides Cabinets, and if the paper
famine is to continue there will shortly be a totally novel kind of
advertising to be seen, where dissuasion holds the highest place. For
unless something happens those journals which have already done
much to reduce circulation will have to do more and actually decry
themselves. Such counsels as those which follow may before long meet
the eyes, and, it is possible, influence the minds, of the great
B.P.:--
* * *
THE PROPRIETORS OF
_THE TIMES_
Urge you to spend your money
elsewhere.
_THE TIMES_
may have the best foreign correspondence,
the latest news, the greatest
variety of letters (in types of all sizes),
the funniest dramatic criticisms, the
sternest leading articles, and the only
newspaper proprietor now acting as a
plenipotentiary in America;
BUT
you are implored not to buy it.
Remember its virtues for future use,
when skies are brighter, but disregard
them to-day.
* * *
We appeal to the great-hearted Public
to make a real effort and refrain from
buying
_THE OBSERVER._
Sunday may be only half a Sunday
without it;
But indulge in a little self-sacrifice.
Not only eat less bread
But
Read less GARVIN.
* * *
DOWN SPECTATORS!
Give
_THE SPECTATOR_
A WIDE BERTH.
There are reasons why it must be published
regularly
But there are no reasons why you
should buy it.
There is no better, saner, or soberer
Critic of Life; but what of it?
We print all the latest Canine and
Feline news; but never mind.
If you won't, as seems probable, down
your glass, down your _Spectator_.
* * *
HELP TO WIN THE WAR
BY NOT BUYING
_THE DAILY CHRONICLE_.
* * *
Whatever Sixpenny weekly you buy
don't let it be
_THE NATION_.
Owing to its persecution by the present
incapable Government _The Nation_ is
achieving an embarrassing popularity.
Please forget it.
Let your only
NATION
Be your determi-
Nation
NOT TO BUY IT.
* * *
THE PROPRIETORS OF
_THE STAR_
urge you not to buy it any more until
the War is over and paper is cheap again.
Buy _The Evening News_ instead.
* * *
DON'T BUY
_THE SPHERE_.
IT IS ONLY SEVENPENCE A WEEK,
BUT DON'T BUY IT.
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