IN FRONT OF THE FRONT. [Illustration: THE CROWN PRINCE IN PARIS. A LITTLE VISIT TO THE LOUVRE.] * * * * * [Illustration: BETHMANN-HOLLWEG OCCUPIES NO. 10, DOWNING STREET. WELCOME BY TEUTON VIRGINS ARRANGED BY WOLFF, PRESS AGENT.] * * * * * IN FRONT OF THE FRONT. [Illustration: HINDENBURG IN THE NEVA-NEVA LAND.] * * * * * [Illustration: RICHARD STRAUSS CONDUCTS THE "HYMN OF HATE" AT THE ALBERT HALL.] * * * * * IN FRONT OF THE FRONT. [Illustration: COUNT ZEPPELIN TAKES THE SURRENDER OF LONDON.] * * * * * [Illustration: TIRPITZ UP THE THAMES.] * * * * * FASHIONS IN THE NEW GERMANY. [Dr. EUGEN WOLFF has contributed to the _Illustrirte Zeitung_ an article on "How we are to order our External Life in the New Germany," from which we cull the following selected passages.] [Illustration: "LET OUR WOMEN WHO LOOK TO PARIS FOR THEIR FASHIONS,] [Illustration: OUR MEN WHO LOOK TO LONDON, REMEMBER THAT--] [Illustration: OUR PHYSICAL FORM IS NOT THAT OF THE ENGLISH AND FRENCH."] [Illustration: "GERMAN CLOTHES AFTER THE WAR MUST BE MODELLED ON SOME PARTICULAR NATIONAL COSTUME NOTED FOR ITS EASE AND BEAUTY."] * * * * * [Illustration: _Uncle_. "WELL, MY BOY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE IN A BATTLE WITH ME? FOLLOW ME--OR RUN AWAY?" _Nephew_ (_carried away by martial enthusiasm and prepared to undertake anything_). "BOTH, UNCLE."] * * * * * [Illustration: _Military Policeman_. "WHO ARE YOU?" _Muddy Tommy_. "THEY CALLS ME--_CALLS_ ME, MIND YER--A BLANKETY LANCER!"] * * * * * HYGIEIA AND THE CHEMIST. [Illustration: IDEAL ADVERTISEMENT OF A SUFFERER FROM INDIGESTION ABOUT TO IMBIBE A PATENT REMEDY.] [Illustration: THE SAME SUBJECT FROM LIFE.] * * * * * A ROYAL FOUR-BALL MATCH. ST. HELENA GOLF COURSE. [Illustration: MEHMED OF TURKEY DRIVES OFF FROM THE FIRST TEE.] Like the enemy, Mr. Punch also has projected himself "in front of the front," and, in a moment of prophetic inspiration, anticipated the following account, from the pen of his Special Correspondent, of a _post-bellum_ competition on the St. Helena links:-- "The life of our royal captives in the internment camp at St. Helena is the subject of a report from the Governor of the Island, which was issued last night as a Purple Paper. The Governor, after dealing with general matters, writes:-- [Illustration: CROWN PRINCE "THROWS BAG OF CLUBS AFTER THE BALL."