Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, May 23, 1917Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, May 23, 1917
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Tommy_. "CLEANIN' ME BUTTONS. 'AVEN'T YOU NEVER BEEN A SOLDIER?"]
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THE DOLLS THAT DID THEIR BIT.
_"Je vous tends mon corbillon: qu'y met-on?"_ asked Jeanne, holding
out her basket towards the first of her dolls seated in a semi-circle
before her. Most of them were quite familiar with the game, but for
the sake of a new-comer Jeanne had explained that each player must
place in the basket some object the name of which ended with _on_, to
rhyme with _corbillon_. She had announced that this time the game was
in aid of a cause, and that therefore it must be played with _things_
and not with words only.
"Qu'y met-on, Marie?" repeated Jeanne. "Rappelez-vous bien que c'est
une quete a l'intention des petites filles polonaises internees au
camp de Havelberg!" What, Marie had nothing but her chain necklace,
and that did not end in _on?_ No, but the links of the chain did,
argued Jeanne. "Donne _des chainons!_" she prompted in a whisper. "J'y
mets des chainons," said Marie in Jeanne's thinnest voice, and the
necklace found its way into the basket.
"_Je vous tends mon corbillon: qu'y met-on?_ A vous, Marthe. O,"
exclaimed Jeanne, "tu y mets ton _chignon?_ Eh bien, tu sais, n'est-ce
pas, beta, qu'il faut que tu t'y mettes avec!" and into the basket she
went after a lingering caress from Jeanne.
_"Je vous tends mon corbillon: qu'y met-on?"_ It was the turn now of
Yvonne in her bed. "Comment," said Jeanne, affecting indignation, "si
tu n'etais pas si frileuse tu donnerais ton edredon?" And what about
the little _poupees polonaises internees_, snatched from their beds
and carried off without any bedclothes at all, let alone an eiderdown!
Presently, "J'y mets mon edredon," Yvonne was understood to say, and
"Sage!" approved Jeanne.
_"Je vous tends mon corbillon: qu'y met-on?_ Jacques, mon pauvre ami,
tu n'as pas de chance, hein?" There was no help for it; it was the
only thing he had that rhymed. "Imagine la joie des petites polonaises
internees!" she urged, taking the necessary action. "J'y mets mon
pantalon," piped a disconsolate little thread of voice.
_"Je vous tends mon corbillon: qu'y met-on?_ A vous, Mikadesse!" A
beam of pleasure, succeeded by a falling of the countenance, then a
look of decision, ended in a "Houp-la!" as the Japanese doll descended
into the basket, and was made to say, "J'y mets une poupee du Japon!"
After all she was an ally of the little polonaises.
_"Je vous tends mon corbillon: qu'y met-on?_ Allons, les jumeaux! a
vous!" Jeanne thought the twins were really in a plight and that she
would have to help them out with a gift, but, quick as thought, Castor
seized Pollux, saying, "J'y mets mon compagnon!" and Pollux, divining
his intention, grasped Castor, declaring excitedly, "Et moi aussi,
j'y mets mon compagnon" And into the basket they leapt together. "Ils
s'entetent a rester inseparables," sighed Jeanne; "c'est bien."
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