Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 158, June 2, 1920 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 158, June 2, 1920Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 158, June 2, 1920
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
So in a sudden moment I was shot
Back to my boyhood and the highly
Instructive works of HOMER, long forgot,
And with the late _Odysseus_ (wily)
Ploughed once again the wine-red deep
On drawing Polumetis in a sweep.
Oh, "many-counselled" hero! if a horse
Your attributes may also borrow,
Lend him your cunning round the Derby course,
Teach him a thing or two to-morrow,
That at the end it may be said:
"He did a great performance with his head."
As you contrived by tricks of crafty skill
Ever to down your foes and flatten 'em,
So may he lie low going up the hill,
Secure the inside berth at Tattenham,
And do a finish up the straight
Swift as your shafts that sealed the suitors' fate!
Fortune attend his name, though some deplore
Its pedantry, and I assume it is
Likely, from what I know of bookies' lore,
That on the rails he'll be "Poloometis";
For me, I do not care two pins
How they pronounce him, if he only wins.
O. S.
* * * * *
THE SERENE BATSMAN.
It is a common fallacy among cricketing coaches and their pupils
that when the young batsman has mastered all the strokes that can be
imparted to him at the nets his education is complete. So far from
that being the case, it has barely begun. Under the prevailing system,
the psychological factor, the most important of all, is entirely
neglected. The most trying moment of a cricketer's life is when he
first steps forth alone from the pavilion of a public ground. In that
moment all that the old pro has taught him of cuts and drives, forward
play and back play, will not prevent his knees from weakening as he
totters to the wicket, whereas the following hints may enable him to
face the occasion with confidence if not contempt.
Remember that for a public performer a good entrance is more than
half the battle; the first impression on the spectators is the most
lasting.
Nothing looks worse than a batsman hurrying out at a furtive trot, as
if he were going to pawn his bat. When your turn comes to go in, take
care to be just within the regulation two minutes, but school yourself
to emerge from the pavilion at a leisurely stride with more than a
suspicion of swagger in it. The bat should not be carried as a
shy curate carries a shabby umbrella, but either boldly across the
shoulder, like a rifle, or tucked under the armpit, so that you may
do up your batting-gloves in your progress across the greensward. An
excellent effect will be produced if you pause half-way and execute
a few fancy strokes at an imaginary ball. Besides, you may not have
another opportunity of displaying your accomplishment.
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