* * * * * [Illustration: =BALM FOR THE SICK MAN.= THE TURK (_after reading report from Greece_). "WELL DID THE INFIDEL SAY, 'WHEN ROGUES FALL OUT HONEST MEN COME BY THEIR OWN'!"] * * * * * [Illustration: _Parent (after tour of inspection of Art school)._ "YES, I THINK THIS WILL DO. I'LL SEND MY DAUGHTER HERE. YOUR VENTILATION SEEMS GOOD."] * * * * * =UNAUTHENTIC IMPRESSIONS.= =IV.--DR. ADDISON.= The ridiculous tradition of government by K. C.'s has for some time past been broken down, and quite a number of our present Ministers have never taken silk in their lives, except from cocoons in a match-box. There is at least one business man in the Cabinet, and even the LORD CHANCELLOR, great lawyer though he is, is almost equally renowned as a horseman. "He sits the Woolsack," a hard-riding Peer has said of him, "almost as though he were part of it." Of this tendency to break away from the Bar Dr. ADDISON is one of the pleasantest examples. We Englishmen surely owe as much to our great physicians as to our great lawyers, and in some cases indeed the fees are even higher. After the Demosthenic periods and Ciceronian verbosity of some of our previous rulers Dr. ADDISON'S bright bedside manner with an ailing or moribund Bill is a refreshing spectacle. The shrewd face under the shock of white hair is too well known to need description. The small black bag and the slight bulge in the top-hat, caused by the stethoscope, are equally familiar. Nor is there wanting in Dr. ADDISON that touch of firmness which is so necessary to a good practitioner and in his case comes partly, no doubt, from his Lincolnshire origin, for he was born in the county which has already produced such men as Sir ISAAC NEWTON, the late Lord TENNYSON, M. WORTH of Paris, the present Governor of South Australia and HEREWARD THE WAKE. None but the robustest of officials is allowed to direct the affairs of the new Ministry of Health. The patron saint of its Chief is St. Pancreas and his eupepsia is reflected in his subordinates. His junior clerks whistle continuously, his liftmen yodel, his typists sing. Of his own official methods I have been privileged to obtain the report of an eye-witness. Let us suppose that, as frequently happens, a deputation of disappointed house-hunters has arrived to see him. _Leader of Deputation._ We want houses and we won't wait. _Dr. Addison (tapping his forehead and glancing significantly at his Private Secretary)._ Tck, tck! That's very serious. Shall we feel the pulse? [_Leader of Deputation puts his hand out. Private Secretary takes out his watch. Sixty seconds elapse._ _Dr. Addison._ Do you take much walking exercise? _Leader of Deputation._ No. _Dr. Addison._ Ah, I thought as much. "After breakfast walk a mile, After dinner rest awhile."