Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, December 1, 1920 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, December 1, 1920Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, December 1, 1920
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Returning to Town that evening he records his day's dealings in this
manner:
Lost. Won.
_L s. d. L s. d._
Breathing Time 1 0 0 --
Taddenham 1 10 0 --
Aminta I. 2 0 0 --
Giddy Gertie -- --
Transformation 3 10 0 --
Likely Case -- 1,000 0 0
Expenses: Return
ticket, entrances,
three double
b. & s., etc. 2 0 4 --
--------- -----------
10 0 4 1,000 0 0
10 0 4
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Balance L989 19 8
I may mention that the official s.p. of 20 to 1 on Likely Case is
distinctly cramped. On the course it was possible to obtain more
generous terms and lay only 19 to 1 on.
Thus one sportsman by careful observance of my principle has stacked
up a goodly array of chips towards his winter's keep. All this goes to
show that if a man will bet sanely and avoid "going for the gloves" he
can make a modest competence on the Turf.
This afternoon the Vale Selling Plate of 300 sovs. is down for
decision. To fill my space I cannot do better than give a list of
PROBABLE STARTERS AND JOCKEYS.
st. lb.
MAYANA 9 7 Digby.
AVIGNON 9 3 Harris.
WISE UNCLE 8 7 Holmes (O.)
PERIWIG 7 7 Benny.
BEATUS 7 0 Peters.
In Nurseries, Weight-for-age races and so on I make it a rule to give
only one selection, but in a struggle of this importance I expect to
receive a little more latitude. Of these, then, I take Mayana and
Periwig to beat the field. At the same time I feel strongly that Wise
Uncle's form at Kempton was not correct, and that he will nearly win,
if he can beat Beatus, who seems to be let in nicely at 7 st. All the
above will be triers, but it is doubtful whether any amount of trying
will enable them to beat Avignon, whose chances I am content to
support. I conclude by wishing my readers a good time over this race.
* * * * *
=NEW RHYMES FOR OLD CHILDREN.=
THE WORM.
The worms, the worms, the wriggly worms,
They keep on eating earth,
And always in the grossest terms
Complain about their birth;
They have no eyes, they have no eyes,
They cannot read a book;
I wonder if they realise
What dreadful things they look.
The trowel cuts them quite in half,
It is a bitter cup;
They give a sour sardonic laugh
And sew the pieces up;
They sew them up and wind away
With seeming unconcern,
But oh, be careful! one fine day
I hear the worm will turn.
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