The Doctors' liquor shops, I dare say, will shut up on Sundays--but then no doubt but wot a short Notis outside will hinform you that "Medicine may be obtained by ringing the bell," the medsin including anything on draught you may choose to name, not exceptin punch, which cures the gout, the collect, and the tizzic--And it is allowed to be the werry best of fizzic. So no more at present from your obegent umbel Servant, BUNG. * * * * * [Illustration: TOILETTE] (DARE WE SAY À LA BEEFEATER?) SUITABLE FOR LADIES OF ROBUST FIGURE. * * * * * MILITARY ECONOMY. HERE is a fine specimen of Army Reform. We cite it from that Military authority, the _Civilian_:-- "The expense of providing and maintaining window blinds for officers' quarters is not chargeable against the public. Blinds now fixed, which have been supplied free of charge, may remain, provided they be maintained at the occupants' expense. Any occupant not wishing to retain the blinds at his own cost, will make a notification to this effect to the Controller of the district, in order that they may be removed and taken into store." Officers' better halves are hardly likely to approve of this retrenchment in officers' quarters. Faded furniture and carpets will probably not find much favour in their eyes, nor will those eyes shine any brighter for being dazzled, as they will be, when the sunbeams stream in blindingly through the blindless windows. In rooms that face due South, a parasol will be a useful adjunct to a breakfast table, and we may even hear of officers with weak eyes being attacked by sharp ophthalmia, and, all owing to their blindless quarters, becoming helpless inmates of the Blind Asylum. * * * * * A Minor Cannon. THE new 35-ton gun, or 700-pounder, is called The Woolwich Infant. Sweet Innocent! Let us hope that affairs may allow it long to remain such. Is the Woolwich Infant supposed to be a boy or a girl? If a boy, it must be admitted that there was never yet before such a Son of a Gun. * * * * * EVENINGS FROM HOME. A NEW PLAN.--_To Everyone whom it may Concern._ [Illustration: York, you'r wanted! T]IS a gratification to _Mr. Punch_, to be able to announce that he has entered into an arrangement with descendants of the celebrated _Masters Sandford and Merton_, who, with their admirable preceptor, the grandson of the illustrious _Mr. Barlow_, will, during the present Christmas Holidays, visit most of the Metropolitan amusements. One morning, as they were sitting, after breakfast, in their lodgings in the Strand, TOMMY said to MR. BARLOW, "May I ask you a question, Sir?"