Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 62, January 6, 1872Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 62, January 6, 1872
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
MR. BARLOW considered for a few moments, and then granted the desired
permission.
_Tommy._ What, Sir, is a Pantomime?
_Mr. Barlow_ (_smiling_). Perhaps HARRY can tell you.
_Harry._ Willingly, MASTER TOMMY.
_Tommy._ I should like very much to hear.
_Harry._ You must know, then, MASTER TOMMY, that in London there are a
great many buildings called Theatres, or The_ay_ters, to which some
people go, and, in cases where the free list is entirely suspended, and
the absurd system of orders is abolished, actually pay money in the
expectation of being amused by the performers. Indeed, at
Christmas-time, when nearly every sort of entertainment is open to the
public, it is a person's own fault if he is not constantly amused.
_Tommy._ But pray, HARRY, have you no more particulars to tell me about
these Pantomimes?
_Harry._ You can judge for yourself, MASTER TOMMY.
TOMMY was so affected with this rebuke, that he only restrained his
tears by a strong physical exertion, which resulted in his giving HARRY
a kick on the shins underneath the table. For this, being a boy of
generous disposition, he had the good-breeding and courtesy to
apologise, in time to avert the severe damage which his head would have
received at the hands of his friend HARRY; and, in order to propitiate
the justly-aroused anger of MR. BARLOW, MASTER TOMMY offered to treat
HARRY SANDFORD and their worthy preceptor to the play that very night; a
proposal which, after some show of reluctance, both MR. BARLOW and HARRY
SANDFORD cordially accepted.
* * * * *
At DRURY LANE.--On their arrival in the lobby of the Dress Circle, a
kindly-spoken gentleman insisted upon relieving the party of their
coats, and gave them a programme of the performance, for which they
returned him their most sincere thanks; MR. BARLOW, moreover, promised
him a gratuity on his leaving the theatre. This promise was accompanied
by a significant look at HARRY, who fully appreciated his worthy
preceptor's conduct. As to TOMMY, he was too full of wonder and
admiration of all he saw to notice this transaction, and, indeed, the
questions which arose to his lips during the evening were so numerous,
that, with a discretion beyond his years, he determined to reserve them
for a future occasion.
The Pantomime was _Tom Thumb_.
_Harry._ The VOKES'S are very comical people with their legs.
_Mr. Barlow._ Yes, truly; and, being so, it is a thousand pities any of
them should attempt to sing. Their dancing is highly amusing.
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