Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 93, December 3, 1887Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 93, December 3, 1887
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Twelve o'Clock struck, and the Fourth Form at St. Dunstan's left its
class-room with a rush. The old hour of leaving off the morning's
studies was still preserved. Yet, in conformity with the spirit of the
times, the venerable foundation of St. Dunstan's had recently witnessed
great changes. The Governing Body had taken the matter in hand, and had
gone to work with a will. The teaching of Greek and Latin had been
entirely suppressed, polite literature eliminated, and the whole
curriculum of the school arranged solely to the provision of that
glaring want of the times, a sound commercial education. To effect this,
some radical changes had been necessary. The Rev. +Jabez Plumkin+, D.D.,
Oxford Prizeman, through whose unwearied exertions, for the past
five-and-twenty years, St. Dunstan's had been gradually acquiring an
increasing fame in the Class-lists of both Universities, had been
forcibly ejected from the Head-Mastership, and his place filled by a
leading member of a well-known firm of advertising stock-jobbers, and
the Assistant-Masters had all been selected on similar lines.
"Company-floating," was taught by a late Promoter, who had had much
experience in the creation of many bubble concerns, and "Rigging the
Market" was entrusted to a Professor who was known, in his capacity as
Accountant to a wholesale City Cheese Warehouse, to have contracted a
thorough familiarity with this important subject of the new commercial
education. Everything was done to foster a spirit of keen speculative
enterprise in the boys. The whole traditions of the school were changed.
The old idea of honour had died out. How to over-reach each other by
sharp practice was the one idea that animated every youthful breast from
the senior in the Sixth to the junior in the Under Third. The tape was
always working at the Principal's desk. The study-tables were covered
with Stock and Mining Journals. Even the playground was turned into a
Money Market. Cricket had been banished to make way for the more
exciting game of "Bulls and Bears," and the Principal passing through
occasionally, would sometimes stop and say, "That's right, my boys,
learn to do each other, and remember the motto of your School, 'Monies
maketh man.'" Posted up upon the gates, communicated by telegraph hourly
from the City, were every day to be found the latest prices. And it was
to get a first look at this that the Fourth Form had just left its
class-room with a rush.
A crowd of eager faces were anxiously scanning the latest quotations,
and notes were being taken in a score of pocket-books, whipped out for
the purpose. +Tom Brown & Co.+--he had earned this _sobriquet_ from his
companions for his shrewd business capacity--did not, however, join the
throng, but stood a little way off, looking on, and waiting for the
excitement to abate. Gradually it calmed down, and the boys broke up
into little knots and groups, discussing the state of the market. Then
he spoke:--
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