"And so there I am! And in my hands a model of the Hospital hard-by! 'Gad zooks!' as poor dear ROWLEY used to say, I have no cause for complaint! I thank those kind hearts who can find good in everything,--even in poor NELLIE!" And, thoroughly satisfied at the treatment she had received at the Sodgeries, Mistress NELL GWYNNE returned to her haunt in the Club Morning Room. * * * * * A GLEE QUARTETTE.--Welcome to the Meister Glee Singers. Mr. SAXON, in spite of his name, is by no means brutal, though he might be pardoned for being so when he sees his colleague Mr. SAXTON suiting everybody to a T. Mr. HAST has just as much speed as is necessary, and the fourth gentleman should be neither angry NORCROSS, since he always sings in tune. 'Tis a mad world, my Meisters, but, mad or not, we shall always be glad to hear your glees. * * * * * AT THE DENTIST'S.--"_It won't hurt you in the least, and it will be out before you know where you are_;" _i.e._, "You will suffer in the one minute and thirty-nine seconds I am tugging at your jaw, all the concentrated agony of forty-eight continuous hours of wrenching your crushed and tortured body off your staring and staggered head." * * * * * WEEK BY WEEK. _Wednesday._--Great Day everywhere. _Mr. Punch_ appears. Crowds in Fleet Street. The Numbers up in the Office Window. Receptions, alarums, (eight day) excursions (there and back) to meet H.M. STANLEY. Curfew at dusk. No followers allowed. _Thursday._--Crowds out to meet H. M. STANLEY. Mrs. NEMO'S sixth and last dance to meet Mr. H. M. STANLEY, as he hasn't been to any of the others. _Friday._--Lecture by Mr. CHARLES WYNDHAM on "the block system," in the time of CHARLES THE FIRST. Admission by entrances only. _Saturday._--Centenary Celebration of a lot of things. Review of the events of the past month in Hyde Park, by the Editor of the _Nineteenth Century_, to meet Mr. STANLEY. Ceremony of conferring the Order of the Adelphi on H. M. STANLEY, by Messrs. GATTI. _Sunday._--Short services from Dover to Calais. No sermon. Collection in Hyde Park. H. M. STANLEY goes to meet somebody else for a change. _Monday._--Expedition to find H. M. STANLEY. _Tuesday._--Readings of the Barometer, and lecture on hot-house plants and French grapes, by Sir SOMERS VINE. At Tattersall's, Lecture on the approaching "Eve of the Derby," and the female dark races. * * * * * It has been finally settled that Mr. PHIL GORMAN, who will be remembered in connection with the catering department at all the public dinners held of late years in Sloshfield, is to be the next incumbent of the highest municipal office in that prosperous borough. Mrs. GORMAN is a daughter of the celebrated local poet, JAMES POSH, whose verse still occasionally adorns the _Sloshfield Standard_. * * * * *