For instance, you hear that grey frock-coats are very much worn. On the system indicated above you proceed as follows:--It is curious to observe how from year to year the customs and fashions of men with regard to their wearing apparel change. Last year black frock coats were _de rigueur_. This year, we are informed by a Correspondent who has special opportunities of knowing what he is writing about, various shades of grey have driven out the black. No doubt it is every man's duty to himself and his neighbours to array himself becomingly, according to the fashion of the hour, but we are inclined to doubt the wisdom of this latest move. It is often said, that the grey mare is the better horse, but when the horse itself has a grey coat, the proverb seems inapplicable. * * * * * The rest of the space allotted can be filled with political gossip and personal items, with here and there some inspired twaddle about foreign personages, of whom no one has ever heard before or desires to hear again. * * * * * We beg to state that we offer this information gratis to all intending journalists. If they follow our system they _must_ succeed. * * * * * "SAY!"--Speaking of the relations between England and France in Africa, and of the proposed Bill for a Sahara railway, connecting Algeria with Lake Tchad, the _Times_' Paris Correspondent says:--"England, it is explained, agrees not to go beyond Say, on the Niger." This sounds ominous. It was Lord GRANVILLE'S indisposition to go beyond "Say" (and to shrink when it came to "Do") which got us into hot water in Africa before. _Mr. Punch_ hopes, despite this disquieting sentence, that Lord SALISBURY, after his excellent speech at the Mansion House, is unlikely to fall into the same fatal error. * * * * * ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT. EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P. _House of Commons, Monday, August_ 4.--GEORGE CAMPBELL been with us many Sessions; heard and seen a good deal of him, but really seems only now to be coming out. Has taken up the Police Bill, "and I wish," says HENRY MATTHEWS, _sotto voce_, "the Police would in return take _him_ up." GEORGE literally overwhelms the place, breaks out everywhere; began at earliest moment with question of precedence. Cardinal MANNING been granted precedence on certain Royal Commissions. "Why should the Cardinal be thus honoured?" GEORGE wants to know. "There is the Moderator of the Scotch Free Church. Why shouldn't he, too, have princely rank?" [Illustration: The Campbell is speaking, oh dear, oh dear! The Campbell is speaking, oh dear, oh dear! And nobody ever cries, "Hear, hear, hear!" When the Campbell is speaking! Oh dear, oh dear!]