ERIN AVENGED.--The Irish champions, HAMILTON, PIM, and STOKER, have won the "All-England" (it _should_ be All-Irish) Tennis Championship, both Single and Double, beating the hitherto invincible Brothers RENSHAW, and other lesser Lights of the Lawn. And now at Bisley the Irish Team have, for the third time in succession, won the Elcho Challenge Shield. The old caveat will have to be changed into "No _non_-Irish need apply!" * * * * * QUITE THE NEWEST SONGS.--"_Over the Sparkling Serpentine_." By the author and composer of "_Across the Still Lagoon_." "_Five Men in a Cab_." By the ditto ditto of "_Three Men in a Boat_;" "_Hates Copper Nightmare_" to follow "_Love's Golden Dream_;" and the "_General's Dustpan_;" also, shortly; a companion song to the popular "_Admiral's Broom_." * * * * * "A GATHERING OF THE CLAN."--According to _Debrett_, the Earl of CLANCARTY (by the way, the Patent of Nobility granted to this family in 1793, is consequently not a hundred years old) bears on his arms "A Sun in splendour." The authority is too good to imagine for a moment that this can be a misprint! * * * * * WEEK BY WEEK. _Monday_.--Colney Hatch Hussars' Annual private Introspection. Balloon rises at Chelsea. Sets to partners after midnight. _Tuesday_.--Beadle of Burlington Arcade's Copper Wedding Festivities commence. Kangaroo Shooting in Fleet Street begins. _Wednesday_.--_Mr. Punch_ up and out with the lark. Afternoon Fireworks on the Stock Exchange. Hippopotamus-washing in the Serpentine commences. _Thursday_.--Billiard Championship contest in the Pool below London Bridge. Cannons supplied by the Tower. Anniversary Festivity to celebrate the Discovery of cheap Ginger Beer by the Chinese B.C. 3700. _Friday_.--Opening of the "Wash and Brush you up" Company's Automatic Machine, by Prince HENRY of BATTENBERG. Total Eclipse of the Moon, invisible at Herne Bay and Pekin. _Saturday_.--Tinned Oyster Season commences. Fancy Dress Ball at Bedlam. Close time for Hyænas in Belgrave Square. * * * * *