What is meant by the allusion to wheat is not quite clear; but it probably refers to old Rye. An Indian may be called the Bow ideal of a man. And then, again, he may not. It is a bad habit to call names. The Western people have given up the Bow, but still retain the Bowie. "Hang up the fiddle and the bow," (BYRON.) Perhaps it is arrowing to their feelings. Perhaps it is not. The Indian is different from the Girl of the Period. He has "two strings to his bow," while she has two beaux "on a string." * * * * * CAUSE AND EFFECT. When the _Daily Trombone_ warns the POPE of Rome that his course is prejudicial to the interests of true Catholics, the venerable prelate doubtless adopts a new policy forthwith. When the _Evening Slasher_ informs NAPOLEON that unless he conciliates the people of France his dynasty will be overthrown, the Emperor doubtless at once confers with his Minister of State concerning the advice thus proffered. When the _Morning Pontoon_ warns VICTORIA that her persistent seclusion is damaging to the cause of the throne, Her Gracious Majesty, without doubt, changes her habits of life instanter. When the _Sunday Blowpipe_ sagely informs BISMARCK that he is a blunderer, the great diplomatist is probably thrown into convulsions by the appalling intelligence. When the _Weekly Gasmeter_ coolly accuses the Czar of Russia of insincerity and double-dealing, that potentate doubtless writes a private note to the editor, defending his honor and policy. When the _Gridiron_ advises VICTOR EMMANUEL to be less rigid in his diplomacy, or he will regret it, beyond question V.E., alarmed and chagrined, reverses his policy in accordance with the advice tendered. When the _Daily Pumpkin_ informs GRANT that the people are disappointed in him, he simply smokes. * * * * * Very Fishy! An English exchange speaks of the Emperor of Russia as "a queer fish." Must we infer from this that he is a Czar-dine? [Illustration: RATHER A HARD HIT. _Emily, (in conflict with the new Parson.)_ "THAT FASHIONS MAY BE CARRIED TO EXTREMES, I ADMIT; BUT WOMEN, AT LEAST, TRY TO DISPLAY _their_ PHRENOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENTS TO THE BEST ADVANTAGE.] * * * * * HIGH CHURCH AND LOW CHURCH. We are frequently asked what is the difference between High Church and Low Church? We inquired of a Low Churchman for his definition of a High Churchman. Well, said he, a High Churchman is a----Well, he is a----Well, I should say he was a----Well, hang me, he is a----a High Old Pharisee. We next inquired of a High Churchman what made a brother Low Churchman? Well, he is a----Well, I say he is a----Well, some people call him a---- Yes, he is a----Well, he is a darned Low Pharisee. We hope our efforts in getting at the truth are eminently satisfactory to all interested, as they are to us. * * * * * A Seasonable Hint.